gosh, ya know... inside the house, this is a little too strident. Side of a building: just right.

You don’t see magical rainbows exploding everywhere after drinking coffee?!

well, I do... but only in my mind. Which is where the magical rainbows need to stay, until I've had my coffee...

I can’t argue that. Plus it keeps you from being forced into the hugging jacket and the rubber room.

Bean water? You boil beans and drink it?

Yes! And it gives you energy and you stop fearing death!