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Bottom-Shelf t1_izbu1ke wrote

I was like, “they accidentally made this mushroom like a… is that? Are those? Well done.”

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TomorrowWriting t1_izcvhec wrote

I got 13 dicks, 3 balls, and 2 butts. I hope OP posts the answer key soon.

Boy, Highlights has changed a lot since I was a kid.

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1000Hells1GiftShop t1_izd8hos wrote

>I got 13 dicks, 3 balls, and 2 butts.

Oh my.

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jwhoch OP t1_izfatly wrote

You're so close! 13 dicks, 4 balls (3 hidden and the big ones), and 2 butts!

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TheBunk_TB t1_izefijk wrote

Sheer "Goofus" here?

(Gallant rubbed me the wrong way sometimes)

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mazzotta70 t1_izcoooi wrote

This is as if young Jonah Hill from Superbad! Grew up to be a successful phallic artifex

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TheBunk_TB t1_izefmse wrote

Did that one come out of the dick treasure chest?

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glutenous_rex t1_izbvzlg wrote

How did you capture every dream I've ever had so perfectly?

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jwhoch OP t1_izfd22b wrote

A little bit nightmarish, and little bit trippy, and a little bit horny? Sounds about right.

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XumiNova13 t1_izd3d92 wrote

Can anyone please explain to me why people are obsessed with drawing penises? I'm not meaning this in a bad way, I just genuinely don't understand the appeal

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71802VT t1_izeih22 wrote

My theory has always been; everyone who doesn't have one just doesn't get it.

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LongUsername t1_izf00mj wrote

If you go by most stuff on this sub, they're obsessed with drawing breasts. The breast/penis ratio on this sub is way more than one.

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XumiNova13 t1_izf03uf wrote

tbf I only joined the sub yesterday or the day before lol

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jwhoch OP t1_izfcu68 wrote

Well, I'm gay, so a big part of it is just preference. For me, patterns found in the natural world are repeated in a lot of ways and penises have always reminded me of plant life. This is just a different way of expressing a connection to nature.

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Unfortunate_Wildcard t1_izbpot5 wrote

Bro you did that on purpose didn't you.

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jwhoch OP t1_izfdxhm wrote

Did what? What ever do you mean?

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Outrageous-Exit3892 t1_izbukys wrote

I just watched Fantastic Fungi last night... and this... ruined the experience for me. Well done.

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jwhoch OP t1_izfdkl8 wrote

Excellent Show. Also check out Michael Pollen's "How to Change your Mind"! I struggled with decades of depression and addiction, and after a couple years of using psychedilcs, I had a powerful trip 1 year ago this week that did something profound to my mindset. A couple months after that I discovered I could draw (in Feb of this year) and it's been a wild adventure ever since.

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kakus23 t1_izd5bga wrote

Radar Operator : Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel : What is it, son?

Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

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TickleMonsterCG t1_ize1h1n wrote

Pilot 1: Dick!

Pilot 2: What?

Pilot 1: Take a look out of starboard.

Pilot 2: Oh my god, it looks like a huge...

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Raindrop_12 t1_izc5vbh wrote

Wow, you are a great artist great job!

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WeaknessLonely9676 t1_izcab47 wrote

Dear lord that's good. How long did it take to complete.

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jwhoch OP t1_izfdrd9 wrote

60+ hours over the course of 2 weeks (while still working my full time job). It was like a demon haunting me for a while, but I'm super happy with how it turned out.

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Dirtsniffee t1_izdb2m0 wrote

Kid from superbad is all grown up.

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raven21633x t1_izcrw7z wrote

The ultimate Rorschach test.

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Azukola t1_izdi876 wrote

Even the mosquito is a dick lol

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jwhoch OP t1_izfdw9e wrote

It's a dragonfly, but yes. I'm kind of obsessed with it and I think I'm going to make a much larger version soon

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VictimOfCrickets t1_izd37wv wrote

I love the shading and overall weird vibe. And that's all I can say, cuz everything else I can think of sounds wrong!

Lovely work!

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nzcapybara t1_izd5mun wrote

Are you Australian? Because a lot of the theme seems to be from down under.

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jwhoch OP t1_izff20v wrote

Nope, I'm from Michigan. But there's a lot of nature here too!

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nzcapybara t1_izgt3h4 wrote

A random guess but ironically, in Australia, slang for sex is having “a root”. Great picture though

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jwhoch OP t1_izgtbgl wrote

That makes a lot of sense now! Thank you!

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[deleted] t1_izd80b1 wrote

Why are there a couple random leaf asses?

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jwhoch OP t1_izff557 wrote

"Why are there not more?" is a better question

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GavrielBA t1_izdamuq wrote

Fun fact: a penis is just overgrown clitoris.

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jwhoch OP t1_izfe407 wrote

We all start life as females. I wish more men would realize this.

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slosaj t1_izdbozz wrote

Very nice, strong Dali vibes

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Prosso t1_izdjt66 wrote

Title suggestion: ”Penis mushroom tree in a forest of penis mushroom butts”

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ghostlyfrank t1_izec5lv wrote

Nice job. I didn’t know you had that GI Joe kung fu grip.

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ethereallyexisting t1_izc89qd wrote

Wow, I could get lost in this piece. Such incredible details!

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jwhoch OP t1_izfeedi wrote

I highly suggest getting very high and taking a gander at it

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Original-P t1_izce7q7 wrote

Does that mushroom have a Prince Albert??

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Pedanius t1_izckaqs wrote

All right, calm down, Bosch. Give me those pills

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Nieshtze t1_izcol64 wrote

Damn bruh, looks like you painted my pp.

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spxrk190 t1_izcsfpx wrote

penile cancer really got the big one damn

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ProbablyChe t1_izcvwxw wrote

Deffinately see the Bristol in this picture

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UX-Edu t1_izd1bby wrote

Feels like Bosch fucked Kalo and their kid drew this. I like it.

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keyboardonmydick t1_izd1tmb wrote

Alien vibes. First time seing a dickbug so thx ig

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Moo58 t1_izd5kmu wrote

r/MildlyPenis would like a word...

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Infinatus t1_izd96dr wrote

Damn, the fact that I initially thought this was AI generated is kinda sad..

You did a very good job👍

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The--Nameless--One t1_izepxl0 wrote

AI haaates dicks.

But yeah, at any given point in time, the difference between more abstract art and Ai art will be hard to spot.

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jwhoch OP t1_izfeuhm wrote

AI steals existing art from real living artists (without permission mind you) to create what it does. It needs human made art to base the style and core imagery in order for it to create anything. At the end of the day, human's are still the source.

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Xaelar t1_izd9orx wrote

So many butts... so little time!

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isecore t1_izdclcn wrote

HR Giger would nod approvingly if he saw this.

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iguessimjustlivin t1_izdcs62 wrote

Love how the big papa dick could also be a vulva. Ah, mushrooms🍄💛

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elsieburgers t1_izdfle9 wrote

The Wall vibes, imo. This is sick man

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Terentas_Strog t1_izdn13k wrote

Looks like an accurate representation of our society.

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RipleysNest t1_izdq7qi wrote

If its wrong to like this I don't wanna be right.

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kekusmaximus t1_izdsng5 wrote

Are you Australian perchance?

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jwhoch OP t1_izffa0l wrote

I'm not, but you're the second person to ask this! I'm from Michigan

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antononon t1_izdv58g wrote

I see you've spent time inside Casca's broken mind too.

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LoveIsForEvery1 t1_izdw7ic wrote

A portrait of a penis that doesn’t wear condoms in third world countries. I love it!

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Sirfancypants0 t1_ize91s1 wrote

Who do you think you are, H.R. Geiger?

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jwhoch OP t1_izffgia wrote

Do I need permission?

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Sirfancypants0 t1_izfh1f6 wrote

No, but you need the gumption to surpass even his levels of yonnic and phallicness

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MOSOMANIC t1_izebfnc wrote

Beautiful art, reminds me of the work of H.R Giger and the game SCORN. Keep it up!

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ghostlyfrank t1_izebymg wrote

Where do you get your inspiration?

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jwhoch OP t1_izffklt wrote

Nature, psychedelics, and good old anxiety loops in my brain.

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Steppyjim t1_ized7zs wrote

I like the art but I don’t know if you know this, OP, but that mushroom looks kinda like a dick.

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Crime_Dawg t1_izek7b7 wrote

This is some superbad shit

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LionRicky t1_izekvrl wrote

Awesome drawing man (or woman, sorry)!!!Very good ;)

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AyeeThink323 t1_izeqwbj wrote

What in the Super Bad is this lol

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RoadOfTheLonelyOnes t1_izewdeu wrote

Looks like a Berserk panel but I can’t remember which one

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taxidermyurass t1_izexkhy wrote

I'm getting some dirty vibes here. Well done

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Aoitara t1_izg044k wrote

Is Seth from Superbad posting on Reddit now

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zombeatrice t1_izcz7qd wrote

Getting some strong "Pink Floyd; The Wall" vibes.

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[deleted] t1_izczjoe wrote

I was so confused when I saw this.. oh it’s a …. Mushroom.. oh penis

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SandQueen2 t1_izd3efb wrote

...u had a bad no nut November didn't you..

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BigEggPerson t1_izdfkb1 wrote

What surviving No Nut November does to a motherfucker ...

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TerribleRun9476 t1_izdgjt1 wrote

there's a sub where people post pictures of things that look like penises (or is it vulva?). i think this belongs there.

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mjkjg2 t1_izfgxn4 wrote

u got some smegma to clean out bro that tip is looking full

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