intricate_killer t1_iujq0rb wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:09 PM

To pass butter

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqdri wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

Please can you pass the butter?

[deleted] t1_iujpw93 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

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forever_useless t1_iujq2rt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:10 PM

I have none

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqk5c wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:13 PM

Then you are soooo close to having one

Maybe_a_CPA t1_iujqgsp wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

To love her and cherish her for all my days

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqo4z wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:14 PM

Her indoors?

Stunt-Driver t1_iujpu0l wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Confuse the fem-presenting folk

BaronvonDuddo t1_iujpygg wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:09 PM

The what?

Stunt-Driver t1_iujt2ko wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:31 PM

Women but also non-binary people who look like women

supra_elongata t1_iujpvt5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

To be purposeless

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqfr2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

Purplesless

WackyTabbacy42069 t1_iujpvv4 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Cheese

BaronvonDuddo t1_iujpwme wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Further the capitalist hellscape.

Sad_Tooth_4246 t1_iuju4yf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:39 PM

What does this mean

Basic-Basket-1006 t1_iujqiif wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:13 PM

To suffer it seems like

Your_Kindly_Despot t1_iujqopj wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:14 PM

Me? I’m just simple spiraling coils of self-replicating DNA?

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqssa wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:15 PM

Time to start uncoiling them coils

[deleted] t1_iujqygd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:16 PM

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igotl8mbago t1_iujr0r1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:16 PM

Well people use me for money so...

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujrkhf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:20 PM

Like...people fold you up and put you in their purse or wallet then hand you over at the till in exchange for a bottle of Jack Daniels?

igotl8mbago t1_iujro3e wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:21 PM

Yes🙃

biglew247 t1_iujr803 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:18 PM

To leave a positive impression for when I'm gone

KitLoveBomb t1_iujrf36 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:19 PM

To suffer?

IllustriousFailure t1_iujrfnu wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:19 PM

Same as every other American. My purpose is to pay my taxes and then die.

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujxjbm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:04 PM

I'm not American, so I don't have to pay taxes.

crustydinosaurz t1_iujrmue wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:21 PM

to become a Michelin star chef to say fuck you to all my high school bullies

[deleted] t1_iujslzr wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:28 PM

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Ares2889 t1_iujtuuh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:37 PM

Still trying to figure it out

midnightsupernatural t1_iujum9u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:42 PM

To chill

[deleted] t1_iujvs6a wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:51 PM

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Sierra532 t1_iujwc1s wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:55 PM

To find my purpose

Bigcrief t1_iuk5vvr wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:10 PM

DESTROY

Artsygem87 t1_iujqfb3 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

To make sure my daughter grows up to be a kind well-rounded individual.

What is your purpose?

Comments

intricate_killer t1_iujq0rb wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:09 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqdri wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

[deleted] t1_iujpw93 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

forever_useless t1_iujq2rt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:10 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqk5c wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:13 PM

Maybe_a_CPA t1_iujqgsp wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqo4z wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:14 PM

Stunt-Driver t1_iujpu0l wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

BaronvonDuddo t1_iujpygg wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:09 PM

Stunt-Driver t1_iujt2ko wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:31 PM

supra_elongata t1_iujpvt5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqfr2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

WackyTabbacy42069 t1_iujpvv4 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

BaronvonDuddo t1_iujpwme wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Sad_Tooth_4246 t1_iuju4yf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:39 PM

Basic-Basket-1006 t1_iujqiif wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:13 PM

Your_Kindly_Despot t1_iujqopj wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:14 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujqssa wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:15 PM

[deleted] t1_iujqygd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:16 PM

igotl8mbago t1_iujr0r1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:16 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujrkhf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:20 PM

igotl8mbago t1_iujro3e wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:21 PM

biglew247 t1_iujr803 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:18 PM

KitLoveBomb t1_iujrf36 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:19 PM

IllustriousFailure t1_iujrfnu wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:19 PM

Thataintforshow OP t1_iujxjbm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:04 PM

crustydinosaurz t1_iujrmue wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:21 PM

[deleted] t1_iujslzr wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:28 PM

Ares2889 t1_iujtuuh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:37 PM

midnightsupernatural t1_iujum9u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:42 PM

[deleted] t1_iujvs6a wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:51 PM

Sierra532 t1_iujwc1s wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:55 PM

Bigcrief t1_iuk5vvr wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:10 PM

Artsygem87 t1_iujqfb3 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM