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wholetthedogsout1987 t1_iujz4d1 wrote

My STD came back positive. Thank god - not sure how i would have explained it to my wife, if i was negative. Next time i cheat, i am so wearing protection.

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[deleted] t1_iujza3n wrote

Erm…did you reverse you +/- meanings here homie?

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wholetthedogsout1987 t1_iujzdrh wrote

What do you mean? The doctor said i was positive. So all good.

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[deleted] t1_iujzfrg wrote

Positive means you have STD my dude

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wholetthedogsout1987 t1_iujzjul wrote

Well this is a shit sand which. Fuck

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[deleted] t1_iujzuff wrote

While I would implore you to fess up, I’m not the morality police. Depending on the STD you may be able to reasonably claim a different means of transition

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wholetthedogsout1987 t1_iujzykp wrote

You can get HIV from a toilet seat, right? I’ve read that somewhere. Can anyone confirm?

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Dawid_7899 t1_iuk7ol2 wrote

If you come into contact with HIV positive blood then you can get it

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RunJumbo t1_iujyyc8 wrote

Gingerbread pop tarts are back!

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[deleted] t1_iujzkdj wrote

Apparently my ex wife was just a selfish evil person and I’m actually the decent one and being kinky doesn’t actually make me a deviant scumbag

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Dawid_7899 t1_iuk7sds wrote

Something like 6 new species of frog was added to the world frog Pokedex which is pretty sick

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