Submitted by 1973mojo1973 t3_yisqtd in AskReddit
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joeskisfast t1_iukak01 wrote
I just came
darkwulf1 t1_iukadg2 wrote
It’s was poison!
catsaresneaky t1_iukaecd wrote
"And that's how I cheated death."
Admirable_Dream_ t1_iukagcm wrote
“This is where the fun begins”
DriedUpSquid t1_iukaico wrote
I would tell a really long joke then die just before the punchline.
NeutralTarget t1_iukaljz wrote
Don't be a dick.
Old_Concern_396 t1_iukav8c wrote
At least I can face my ancestors with pride, can you say the same?
Espurrplays t1_iukb2uu wrote
"Don't worry about me. I'll come back to protect you all, in one way or another."
SnausageFestival t1_iukbgev wrote
I left a million dollars in the... ☠️
RedCuber_ t1_iukbp2e wrote
"welp, i'm out."
OneSummersEvening t1_iukbsmt wrote
We will meet again one day!
Turbulent-Toe885 t1_iukackg wrote
It was fun while it lasted
Zestyclose-Mine-4233 t1_iukajxe wrote
“I love you” to my husband