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poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk0qyo wrote
You're a baby....
Zeifer95 t1_iuk0vbi wrote
I'm a baby with the brain of an adult, ill find a way
CryptVulpix t1_iuk2jui wrote
Gotta quit while you're ahead I guess
Unhappy_Ad_3199 t1_iuk65ta wrote
Having to relive my life in exactly the same way.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk6cbx wrote
You remember everything...isn't there anything you would change?
woohooenjoyingspeed t1_iuk0j9w wrote
Go out of my coffin
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk0vad wrote
You've basically restarted at your birth.
woohooenjoyingspeed t1_iuk0xmr wrote
Go out of the coffin right?? Right? ☹️
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk1b6d wrote
You're in the place you were born, as a baby, getting a do-over.
ten-tail-whale t1_iuk0jhh wrote
Cry
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk0wgq wrote
Probably
MeyerholdsGh0st t1_iuk0lvm wrote
The same stuff, because that’s the stuff I now have all this head-start knowledge about, so I will excel.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk0z54 wrote
That's a very positive spin on things
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poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk137n wrote
I guess you'll have plenty of time to plan things out.
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El_Deez t1_iuk0rgk wrote
Cry and shit my pants for a year or 2 then maybe get around to something.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk14uw wrote
Sounds reasonable.
El_Deez t1_iuk1vi1 wrote
Gotta play it cool ya know, don't want to tip anyone off that somethings off. You start talking as a newborn and someone will kill you, because they reasonably believe you are the anti-christ or at least a demon of some sort, before you can utilize your knowledge
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk2luj wrote
Very true
Not to mention it would take awhile to fully regain your motor control due to underdeveloped baby brains.
El_Deez t1_iuk2tsa wrote
Idk I saw a documentary film about a baby who was actually the boss so there might be exceptions.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk3ro5 wrote
Maybe lol
StarStrike-_- t1_iuk10o6 wrote
Fix every mistake I made, and do a lot of things a lot sooner
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk1gt0 wrote
By the power of hindsight!
DeltaSolana t1_iuk112a wrote
I'd cough to get the amniotic fluid out of my lungs.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk1jj7 wrote
That would probably be a priority yes.
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poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk3ppc wrote
Depends on how good your recollection of events actually is I guess...
If you have an eidetic memory you're probably going to have it really easy but if you've forgotten a lot then maybe not so much. But learning a second time might make some things easier. Who knows?
Tree_Droppings t1_iuk3uau wrote
Get a job as soon as I could (junior high) and invest in tech companies like Apple, oil and gas companies, and Big Pharma while my parents were paying all the bills. I would also learn how to code and create Google, Facebook and Twitter before their original creators could.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iuk3y9h wrote
Better than the originals hopefully...
Tree_Droppings t1_iuk4ne5 wrote
That's the intent, anyways. Also, with someone at the helm who actually cares about humanity and democracy, I would thwart the activities of the alt-right and others who attempt to dismantle democracy.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk0iz5 wrote
Probably just end it there and then