Comments
DarkFireGerugex t1_iuk008s wrote
A wierdo
InconvenientHummus t1_iuk014m wrote
A different species of frog, randomly assigned with each kiss.
Mythilogic t1_iuk02hh wrote
Walter white
Apprehensive-Try-153 t1_iuk03nm wrote
A toad
moistest_bum t1_iuk03wq wrote
A proponent of the MeToo movement.
_Kong_Vs_Minions_ t1_iuk05gm wrote
Monkey
supra_elongata t1_iuk0631 wrote
Gorg
PracticalConflict737 t1_iuk06ae wrote
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young price that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't fucking think so!"
Chaos_Darkwood t1_iuk070c wrote
A different frog
deliciousavacado0 t1_iuk08wy wrote
An alligator
Small-Ad-2948 t1_iuk0abc wrote
A tadpole. The Benjamin button method
Fun_Attorney_2570 t1_iuk0dkj wrote
President of the united states
justmorescreens t1_iuk0dj5 wrote
Damn, you actually got my mouth watering for frog, you wordsmith you.
Thee_Mad_Catter t1_iuk0e48 wrote
Fried frog legs. They're pretty good. Taste like chicken
Conscious_Sweet_2369 t1_iuk0ejv wrote
would have remained a frog, we don't live in a fairy tale
justmorescreens t1_iuk0jib wrote
Mm I donno, might give good tongue
crankyoldbrent t1_iuk0nq6 wrote
An emotionally scarred frog
justmorescreens t1_iuk0qna wrote
These Scooby Doo mask changes are getting subtler and subtler.
hotship6969 t1_iuk0tg9 wrote
ur mother
ReasonableHat600 t1_iuk0wsk wrote
A gay frog
Other-Marketing-6167 t1_iuk0zhd wrote
Depending on how much tongue I get, either a good friend or a girl friend.
Confident_River7615 t1_iuk16gr wrote
Desperate
JustinChristoph t1_iuk1a8d wrote
A scarred shitless frog who thought I was going to eat it for bringing my mouth that close to it.
imnotaloony t1_iuk1fpd wrote
a very confused frog
Intrepid_Opening9299 t1_iuk1ozw wrote
a bewildered frog
Flaky-Fellatio t1_iuk68fn wrote
Big ol' tiddy blonde with legs to tomorrow
SnooAvocados7162 t1_iuk6x3s wrote
Warts
IndigoTrailsToo t1_iuk7c0j wrote
A doggie!!!!
I don't need no man.
But I'd love another dog!
NO_Cheeto_in_Chief t1_iuk94dx wrote
With my crappy luck, a politician.
LateTycoon75 t1_iukbmw0 wrote
Still a frog
TheRealMcpeTeacher t1_iujzzr8 wrote
A frog that has had a kiss