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MainTricky9161 t1_jegzls5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:13 PM

Forgot to invite my friend to my wedding.

squid1891 t1_jegzlzd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:13 PM

He was impatiently speeding and weaving his motorcycle around cars on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Hit a grate, laid his bike down, then got hit by an oncoming truck.

ScarecrowJohnny t1_jeh1vp9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:31 PM

I was getting married to my psychotic, lying wife, when I suddenly realized I had forgotten to invite him to the wedding. I called him at his house but he was tripping balls on acid so he just ran right out and jumped on his motorcycle to get to the wedding. Unfortunately he got creamed by a truck on the way.

Casual-Notice t1_jegzllb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:13 PM

His psychotic wife lied about me.

Abitchfr t1_jeh14dy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:25 PM

He ran out of the house trippin on to much acid