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ScarecrowJohnny t1_jeh1vp9 wrote

I was getting married to my psychotic, lying wife, when I suddenly realized I had forgotten to invite him to the wedding. I called him at his house but he was tripping balls on acid so he just ran right out and jumped on his motorcycle to get to the wedding. Unfortunately he got creamed by a truck on the way.

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