He was impatiently speeding and weaving his motorcycle around cars on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Hit a grate, laid his bike down, then got hit by an oncoming truck.
I was getting married to my psychotic, lying wife, when I suddenly realized I had forgotten to invite him to the wedding. I called him at his house but he was tripping balls on acid so he just ran right out and jumped on his motorcycle to get to the wedding. Unfortunately he got creamed by a truck on the way.
Casual-Notice t1_jegzllb wrote
His psychotic wife lied about me.