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acenewcast t1_jegmopq wrote
Temperature control from your smartphone, and a foot massaging feature
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AlphaQupBad t1_jegob72 wrote
No show sock sales through the roof!
oldkicker53 t1_jegpk15 wrote
For every pair sold, one gets donated to a homeless shelter. But after I’m done with it.
Charles4Fun t1_jegsscg wrote
Already several heated socks out there not sure about blue tooth control, and the vibrating bit I don't think would be feasible considering the parts that would be needed to make them vibrate nothing like walking on hard lumps in your socks
AlphaQupBad t1_jegn3su wrote
Smart Socks:
Imagine socks that can track your steps, monitor your heart rate, or adjust their temperature based on the weather. Also very thin materials that could enable socks than can collapse/extend from ankle length to knee by like a capacitive touch or your foot gesture.
Incorporating smart technology into our socks, we can offer a whole new level of functionality and convenience.
New-Ad3222 t1_jegp62m wrote
Make them Lego proof.
Make them with a hard sole so that extremely comfy, but basically knackered trainers don't make your feet sore.
Sell sock retrieval sticks for getting them from under the bed.
RamonaQuaxli t1_jegmre1 wrote
Overclocking
MisterPivot t1_jegnh7z wrote
Nice try Bombas.
Magooose t1_jegnjp2 wrote
Have a left and right sock, kinda like Twix.
Tekhead001 t1_jegpyce wrote
I'd put a small r&d team in charge of studying the nalbending weaving/knotting techniques of the ancient vikings. We have found woven wool socks that are over a thousand years old in burial mounds, and they are still watertight today.
That r&d team would be in charge of figuring out how to replicate those techniques using modern technology and materials.
Also, get some material science nerds to see if they can develop hollow carbon nanotubes filled with non-Newtonian fluid, so that the entire structure of the sock itself could serve like a gel cushion. Put Dr Scholl's out of business.
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Weirderknight t1_jegoe1v wrote
Laser socks sound fun.
Snoo-35252 t1_jegoq7c wrote
I just want socks with frickin' lasers.
[deleted] OP t1_jegpfeq wrote
True moisture wicking! No more sweat-absorbing socks!
Frequent-Throat-5499 t1_jegpfqe wrote
There should be a left and right sock
maledependa t1_jegpm6y wrote
kevlar socks you can use as shoes
Ronotimy t1_jegpyx3 wrote
Customized socks. Download image and socks with printed images with text, mailed directly to customer within 7 business days.
Lets_Do_Dis_ t1_jegq0n6 wrote
Zippers! Flat and not obtrusive, truly groundbreaking.
wafflee6 t1_jegqn3a wrote
Self destruct
SnooGiraffes449 t1_jegqvwl wrote
Dick socks.
corinne9 t1_jegr0qz wrote
Scented maybe?
unlimitedawsome t1_jegre0k wrote
Sock pockets
Loose_Acanthaceae201 t1_jegrojg wrote
Absolutely simple: put the seam and the pattern on the same side.
Sock seams rub and are uncomfortable. Wearing socks inside out is more comfortable, but can look stupid if the sock is patterned.
They could do this TODAY and have a line of neurospicy-friendly socks available TOMORROW. Quids in and many happy people.
HawaiianShirtsOR t1_jegsjxj wrote
Slippery soles for sliding across the kitchen floor.
Charles4Fun t1_jegt7mp wrote
Honestly just gonna put it out there ya all need to check out Duluths no funk socks they'll blow the mind, there's also a company that gives you a 1 month daily wear bit that your feet won't smell even without the washing of the socks, forget the name of the company big in the back woods hiking seen though.
zhonzhon t1_jegvmfz wrote
Make them self healing. No more damn holes!
jillangie t1_jegneeh wrote
Gps on matching socks so that they can find eachother when they're lost