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Ophelia_Y2K t1_jeh189t wrote
lol well now you know what defeated the Australians i guess
Hoppy_Croaklightly t1_jeh1fwu wrote
I should probably send away for a medal. /s
tentacleight t1_jeh3xjr wrote
Twice
Crocodile_Banger t1_jeh18zv wrote
I was around one foot away from a fully grown tiger. But the bulletproof glass looked safe in that zoo
ConstantlySlippery t1_jeh5h3t wrote
I was walking up a remote wilderness path and I saw the butt end of a bear cub disappear into the brush away from me.
One thing you don’t want to do, is sneak up on a bear cub. Mamma isn’t far. It was a frightening moment.
lethalload t1_jeh3fps wrote
my moms friends boxer. when i was like 4 the dog bit me on the cheek, and not like a little nibble or anything, but like a whole bite. i’m 19 now and still have a scar from it
Dangerous_Grab_1809 t1_jeh48jd wrote
While jogging down a trail, I saw a mountain lion asleep, with his tail hanging over the rock
I thought “What would happen if I pulled his tail?”
Waited a few seconds. Didn’t pull the tail. Moved on quietly.
Previous-Amoeba-1950 t1_jeh136l wrote
Almost got bit by a rattlesnake once!
Ophelia_Y2K t1_jeh13zc wrote
boring answer maybe but definitely dogs
Parking_Librarian926 t1_jeh1him wrote
A jaguar. I don’t know if you know this, and I certainly didn’t, you aren’t supposed to run from a jaguar. I was on a run already, saw the jaguar, and ran faster. There was a drug trafficker who had a great taste in neighborhoods but poor taste in securing doors and their jaguar escaped. Didn’t love that afternoon.
fuckin69er t1_jeh1ti4 wrote
I was almost stepped on by a giraffe, so I guess I'd have to say that was close!
xdBetaLion t1_jeh1ztc wrote
Idk if you guys have it elsewhere but in the UK we had 'bug days' at school and on the very first one I got bitten by all three of the spiders that the guy had brought.
Turns out I was allergic to something in the spider fangs and had to go to the hospital lmao
Mundane-Aspect-1936 t1_jeh5k3y wrote
One time, I was camping in the wilderness and heard rustling outside my tent in the middle of the night. I peeked out and saw a pair of glowing eyes staring back at me. It turned out to be a cougar, and it was so close I could see its teeth glinting in the moonlight. I had never felt so simultaneously fascinated and terrified in my life. I managed to scare it away with some loud noises, but I didn't sleep a wink for the rest of the night.
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sharminapro123 t1_jeh1asj wrote
parrot
red994falcon t1_jeh1wdy wrote
Whale shark
Loud-Hat5060 t1_jeh31fu wrote
I nearly drove into a bear once…
Hoppy_Croaklightly t1_jeh0x9v wrote
Emu, I was at the fair one year and tried to touch its feathers and it beaked me on top of the head. It hurt a bit, but I was otherwise ok.