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ixamnis t1_jegd9wa wrote

You still have to pay for dinner, but it's a lot cheaper and the dog is more appreciative. (Still won't put out afterwards, though, unless your dog is REALLY freaky).

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__-__--___------____ t1_jegds1d wrote

Dog will initiate the secret handshake more often than the girlfriend did

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wish1977 t1_jege91q wrote

A dog is always excited to see you. If your girlfriend isn't excited to see you the writing is already on the wall.

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WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegcofi wrote

The dog will eat peanut anytime you want 😉😉😉

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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegd2k8 wrote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA ANIMAL CRUELTY IS SO FUNNY. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegd8ow wrote

Dogs like peanut butter wtf are you talking about

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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegdotr wrote

Why did you even mention it in the first place with winky faces?

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WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegffg4 wrote

Because dogs like treats

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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jeghcg0 wrote

How is that an advantage to this particular situation?

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WhichTelevision5314 t1_jeghusa wrote

Because giving your dog treats is a nice thing to do 😉😉

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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegic3c wrote

We all know what your intentions were, and now I’m blocking you because your choice of words is disgusting. Please, stay away from animals.

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Thin-Rip-3686 t1_jegjed3 wrote

A dog will never be able to gain half your stuff.

A dog will never bear false witness against you.

A dog will be thrilled with the cheapest thing on the menu, at the cheapest place you can think of.

A dog will guard you when burglars break in and risk his or her life to protect yours.

A dog doesn’t care who you sleep with, so long as they can watch.

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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegcvxe wrote

“The girlfriend” will actually find someone who likes to call her “my girlfriend” instead of someone who thinks she’s an object. If you think of women this way I suggest you do not get an animal.

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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegh7e4 wrote

That might be your motive, but not mine. I advocate for every human to be treated with proper respect, especially from those who have claimed to love them.

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[deleted] OP t1_jeghf6w wrote

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