Thin-Rip-3686 t1_jegjed3 wrote
A dog will never be able to gain half your stuff.
A dog will never bear false witness against you.
A dog will be thrilled with the cheapest thing on the menu, at the cheapest place you can think of.
A dog will guard you when burglars break in and risk his or her life to protect yours.
A dog doesn’t care who you sleep with, so long as they can watch.
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