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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegcvxe wrote
“The girlfriend” will actually find someone who likes to call her “my girlfriend” instead of someone who thinks she’s an object. If you think of women this way I suggest you do not get an animal.
[deleted] OP t1_jegd0h0 wrote
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DragonToe23 t1_jegd1al wrote
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegd2k8 wrote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA ANIMAL CRUELTY IS SO FUNNY. 🤢🤢🤢🤢
WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegd62b wrote
Lol stop being on Reddit and make some dinner
WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegd8ow wrote
Dogs like peanut butter wtf are you talking about
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegd903 wrote
Why? Are you too short to reach the counter you need a woman to do it for you?
ixamnis t1_jegd9wa wrote
You still have to pay for dinner, but it's a lot cheaper and the dog is more appreciative. (Still won't put out afterwards, though, unless your dog is REALLY freaky).
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegdgx4 wrote
Yeah, this is the reaction I had when I read this post.
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegdotr wrote
Why did you even mention it in the first place with winky faces?
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Dog will initiate the secret handshake more often than the girlfriend did
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wish1977 t1_jege91q wrote
A dog is always excited to see you. If your girlfriend isn't excited to see you the writing is already on the wall.
MrForks1987 t1_jege9q0 wrote
I’ve never heard my dog say “no”
WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegffg4 wrote
Because dogs like treats
[deleted] OP t1_jegfl8r wrote
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sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegh7e4 wrote
That might be your motive, but not mine. I advocate for every human to be treated with proper respect, especially from those who have claimed to love them.
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jeghcg0 wrote
How is that an advantage to this particular situation?
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WhichTelevision5314 t1_jeghusa wrote
Because giving your dog treats is a nice thing to do 😉😉
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jeghzvr wrote
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[deleted] OP t1_jegi9gx wrote
sleepy-all-the-time t1_jegic3c wrote
We all know what your intentions were, and now I’m blocking you because your choice of words is disgusting. Please, stay away from animals.
Thin-Rip-3686 t1_jegjed3 wrote
A dog will never be able to gain half your stuff.
A dog will never bear false witness against you.
A dog will be thrilled with the cheapest thing on the menu, at the cheapest place you can think of.
A dog will guard you when burglars break in and risk his or her life to protect yours.
A dog doesn’t care who you sleep with, so long as they can watch.
WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegcofi wrote
The dog will eat peanut anytime you want 😉😉😉