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WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegd1yw wrote

Buy a Toyota and put a fleshlight in the exhaust pipe

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Saintdavus t1_jegd7mt wrote

That’s it kids. Shut the comments down. This is the only answer.

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SheriffComey t1_jegq6zv wrote

Treat her right and you'll easily get 150k miles on her before you need to get a new one or a new dick whichever comes first .

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Both_Feed_601 t1_jegd9we wrote

Low maintenance or not, respect and value your girlfriend as a person, not a chore.

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dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jegg41w wrote

For some people, dating a high maintenance person is a chore.

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Carl__Gordon_Jenkins t1_jego5ky wrote

High maintenance is a broad brush people use to paint those who have any emotional needs at all and also people who require 5 minute updates your location at all times. Given that, it's not really a term that makes any sense.

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dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jegomzb wrote

When I use the term high maintenance, it's used to mean people who tend to cause problems or be demanding, or people who are extremely sensitive or temperamental.

What is there about the term high maintenance that does not make sense? Seems pretty common sense to me.

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IDontMean2B t1_jegf4ho wrote

We’re all looking buddy.

Back of the line.

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cucu_freedom t1_jegeih7 wrote

get one of those silicon sex dolls. just have to hose her off, what’s less maintenance than that

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Rkozlow t1_jeggvqt wrote

Then you gotta hook up the hose, drag her outside, hose her off, dry her, bring her back inside. That’s way too much maintenance.

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coleslawdevil t1_jegfljv wrote

We have low self-esteem and don't leave the house. Good luck

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LiterallyOuttoLunch t1_jegdbp4 wrote

I've found tomboys to be generally low maintenance. It's a bonus if they support the same teams that you do. Also a bonus if their clothes are gender neutral and you can borrow them from time to time.

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belle-delalune t1_jegg0jw wrote

Do you want a girlfriend or an appliance?

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A40 t1_jeggdo2 wrote

I'd advise getting one from the pre-electronics era. You know: alternator and radio being the most complex things you have to worry about? Regular tuneups and watch for rust and you'll be good for decades of low-maintenance whoopie.

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Successful_Hold9358 t1_jegdh8w wrote

there’s some grow your own ones on eBay- just need watering

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kalobegitu t1_jeggb47 wrote

Just open your eyes. If you see fake lashes and fancy nails, probably not low maintenance.

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No-Wallaby-5568 t1_jegj6cx wrote

At Walmart. Look for the shorts, T shirt, flip flops, and no makeup.

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mjr4189 t1_jegkllm wrote

Stay single, loser.

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NickDanger3di t1_jegllc9 wrote

Not where, but when. Which is only after screening out all the high maintenance girls.

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tangberry11 t1_jegonyb wrote

I think people who work outdoors and/or with animals tend to be generally lower maintenance.

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