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Saintdavus t1_jegd7mt wrote
That’s it kids. Shut the comments down. This is the only answer.
SheriffComey t1_jegq6zv wrote
Treat her right and you'll easily get 150k miles on her before you need to get a new one or a new dick whichever comes first .
throwaway91310-51610 t1_jeghmdu wrote
You're welcome or I'm sorry, not sure.
Lord_Mikal t1_jegpx7q wrote
Sweet! I'm like 90% of the way there.
Both_Feed_601 t1_jegd9we wrote
Low maintenance or not, respect and value your girlfriend as a person, not a chore.
dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jegg41w wrote
For some people, dating a high maintenance person is a chore.
Carl__Gordon_Jenkins t1_jego5ky wrote
High maintenance is a broad brush people use to paint those who have any emotional needs at all and also people who require 5 minute updates your location at all times. Given that, it's not really a term that makes any sense.
dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jegomzb wrote
When I use the term high maintenance, it's used to mean people who tend to cause problems or be demanding, or people who are extremely sensitive or temperamental.
What is there about the term high maintenance that does not make sense? Seems pretty common sense to me.
Carl__Gordon_Jenkins t1_jegox4o wrote
...I just said it above. Unless reading that is too high maintenance for you. 😂
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an_achronist t1_jegdb70 wrote
In books I think
IDontMean2B t1_jegf4ho wrote
We’re all looking buddy.
Back of the line.
suitcase88 t1_jegd7x4 wrote
Walmart parking lot.
cucu_freedom t1_jegeih7 wrote
get one of those silicon sex dolls. just have to hose her off, what’s less maintenance than that
Rkozlow t1_jeggvqt wrote
Then you gotta hook up the hose, drag her outside, hose her off, dry her, bring her back inside. That’s way too much maintenance.
coleslawdevil t1_jegfljv wrote
We have low self-esteem and don't leave the house. Good luck
LiterallyOuttoLunch t1_jegdbp4 wrote
I've found tomboys to be generally low maintenance. It's a bonus if they support the same teams that you do. Also a bonus if their clothes are gender neutral and you can borrow them from time to time.
jelbert6969 t1_jegduoy wrote
Laundromat
belle-delalune t1_jegg0jw wrote
Do you want a girlfriend or an appliance?
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chocolatechipedible t1_jegjsoh wrote
Wanna take a trip overseas with me? Find us both a cute, wholesome, unAmericanized girl? If you say no then I was only kidding.
A40 t1_jeggdo2 wrote
I'd advise getting one from the pre-electronics era. You know: alternator and radio being the most complex things you have to worry about? Regular tuneups and watch for rust and you'll be good for decades of low-maintenance whoopie.
cristiccraft t1_jegd2h7 wrote
Usually quiet in tthe back
Successful_Hold9358 t1_jegdh8w wrote
there’s some grow your own ones on eBay- just need watering
Professional-Cap420 t1_jege1hw wrote
At the bar with your ex girlfriends
ItsMyView t1_jegf7bx wrote
In a book store.
kalobegitu t1_jeggb47 wrote
Just open your eyes. If you see fake lashes and fancy nails, probably not low maintenance.
Vader_Von_Vader t1_jeggz9y wrote
Movies and books. Fiction section.
OperaGhostAD t1_jeghq1h wrote
Toyota
No-Wallaby-5568 t1_jegj6cx wrote
At Walmart. Look for the shorts, T shirt, flip flops, and no makeup.
mjr4189 t1_jegkllm wrote
Stay single, loser.
NickDanger3di t1_jegllc9 wrote
Not where, but when. Which is only after screening out all the high maintenance girls.
doodooholder t1_jegd3qw wrote
Short?
Kangdaconqurer t1_jegdef7 wrote
Walmart
IFiOffendYouSMD t1_jegfjtr wrote
Your best bet is in a small town I guess
WaycistFwogs t1_jeghz4w wrote
Church
tangberry11 t1_jegonyb wrote
I think people who work outdoors and/or with animals tend to be generally lower maintenance.
MrForks1987 t1_jegdam2 wrote
The job centre
WhichTelevision5314 t1_jegd1yw wrote
Buy a Toyota and put a fleshlight in the exhaust pipe