I've found tomboys to be generally low maintenance. It's a bonus if they support the same teams that you do. Also a bonus if their clothes are gender neutral and you can borrow them from time to time.

Kangdaconqurer t1_jegdef7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:35 PM

#2,549,234

Walmart

Successful_Hold9358 t1_jegdh8w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:35 PM

#2,549,263

there’s some grow your own ones on eBay- just need watering

jelbert6969 t1_jegduoy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:38 PM

#2,549,403

Laundromat

Professional-Cap420 t1_jege1hw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:39 PM

#2,549,471

At the bar with your ex girlfriends

cucu_freedom t1_jegeih7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:42 PM

#2,549,643

get one of those silicon sex dolls. just have to hose her off, what’s less maintenance than that

IDontMean2B t1_jegf4ho wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:46 PM

#2,549,872

We’re all looking buddy.

Back of the line.

ItsMyView t1_jegf7bx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:47 PM

#2,549,901

In a book store.

IFiOffendYouSMD t1_jegfjtr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:49 PM

#2,550,014

Your best bet is in a small town I guess

coleslawdevil t1_jegfljv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:49 PM

#2,550,036

We have low self-esteem and don't leave the house. Good luck

belle-delalune t1_jegg0jw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:52 PM

#2,550,201

Do you want a girlfriend or an appliance?

dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jegg41w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:53 PM

#2,550,246

Replying to Both_Feed_601 (#2,549,184)

For some people, dating a high maintenance person is a chore.

[deleted] OP t1_jegg6hx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:53 PM

#2,550,261

Replying to belle-delalune (#2,550,201)

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kalobegitu t1_jeggb47 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:54 PM

#2,550,312

Just open your eyes. If you see fake lashes and fancy nails, probably not low maintenance.

A40 t1_jeggdo2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM

#2,550,349

I'd advise getting one from the pre-electronics era. You know: alternator and radio being the most complex things you have to worry about? Regular tuneups and watch for rust and you'll be good for decades of low-maintenance whoopie.

[deleted] OP t1_jeggeak wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM

#2,550,355

Replying to [deleted] (#2,550,261)

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Rkozlow t1_jeggvqt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:58 PM

#2,550,509

Replying to cucu_freedom (#2,549,643)

Then you gotta hook up the hose, drag her outside, hose her off, dry her, bring her back inside. That’s way too much maintenance.

Vader_Von_Vader t1_jeggz9y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:59 PM

#2,550,544

Movies and books. Fiction section.

throwaway91310-51610 t1_jeghmdu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:03 PM

#2,550,762

Replying to WhichTelevision5314 (#2,549,092)

You're welcome or I'm sorry, not sure.

https://youtube.com/shorts/igSRSG3Il2k?feature=share

OperaGhostAD t1_jeghq1h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:04 PM

#2,550,800

Toyota

WaycistFwogs t1_jeghz4w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:06 PM

#2,550,904

Church

No-Wallaby-5568 t1_jegj6cx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:14 PM

#2,551,323

At Walmart. Look for the shorts, T shirt, flip flops, and no makeup.

chocolatechipedible t1_jegjsoh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:18 PM

#2,551,547

Replying to [deleted] (#2,550,261)

Wanna take a trip overseas with me? Find us both a cute, wholesome, unAmericanized girl? If you say no then I was only kidding.

mjr4189 t1_jegkllm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:24 PM

#2,551,874

Stay single, loser.

NickDanger3di t1_jegllc9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:31 PM

#2,552,255

Not where, but when. Which is only after screening out all the high maintenance girls.

Carl__Gordon_Jenkins t1_jego5ky wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:48 PM

#2,553,288

Replying to dm_me_ur_keyboards (#2,550,246)

High maintenance is a broad brush people use to paint those who have any emotional needs at all and also people who require 5 minute updates your location at all times. Given that, it's not really a term that makes any sense.

dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jegomzb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:52 PM

#2,553,474

Replying to Carl__Gordon_Jenkins (#2,553,288)

When I use the term high maintenance, it's used to mean people who tend to cause problems or be demanding, or people who are extremely sensitive or temperamental.

What is there about the term high maintenance that does not make sense? Seems pretty common sense to me.