Submitted by SomeRandom03312023 t3_12815qp in AskReddit
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SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegqxxb wrote
That seems to be a common theme whenever that happens, jokes about a breeze and ventilation.
Dr_Sigmund_Fried t1_jegqhr5 wrote
When people started saying odd shit like "xyz" or "is it breezy down south?".
SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegrcel wrote
True, with "xyz" standing for "examine your zipper" and the South being the direction associated with the crotch, also the breeze jokes. The humor is kind of weird.
Mentalfloss1 t1_jegql3a wrote
We were on the last leg of a long road trip and she laid down with her head in my lap to rest.
SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegrger wrote
That must be an unusual way to realize. How did you handle the situation?
Mentalfloss1 t1_jegrzmc wrote
She unzipped me and she handled the situation fully.
SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegs2zg wrote
That was an unexpected twist.
Mentalfloss1 t1_jegsbap wrote
Not if you knew Irene.
[deleted] t1_jegquei wrote
I used to work as a cashier, and two girls come up and they're giggling. I'm thinking they like me or something, and I'm smiling back. Then before they leave, they're like "btw your zipper is down".
SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegr5ju wrote
People usually seem to giggle, laugh, or stare when that happens. Do they find it amusing?
[deleted] t1_jegrcy9 wrote
idk but I felt like a total dork! lol
SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegrlo4 wrote
I'd feel the same way. Something about it being funny as long as you are not the unfortunate one being made fun of.
TheBigMerc t1_jegwahr wrote
I've done this way too often lately at work. I'm not sure why im so forgetful about it. Luckily, my shirts long enough to cover it mostly, so it's never been noticed, at least as far as i know
SomeRandom03312023 OP t1_jegwj4u wrote
It is a relief that long shirts have come to the rescue. The forgetfulness could be tied to being preoccupied or rushed.
albertomg05 t1_jegqbyd wrote
When I felt the breeze cool my lower parts