Submitted by Deadlydino16 t3_1280wpi in AskReddit
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Spocks_Massive_Dong t1_jegp3fu wrote
My third nipple.
That's a lie, I love my third nipple.
Eborys t1_jegp421 wrote
My cat. I want a drink.
Kinkybenny t1_jegpe8a wrote
This damn piano
[deleted] t1_jegp4nn wrote
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Deadlydino16 OP t1_jegptj2 wrote
try to do something different everyday
Affectionate_Web8391 t1_jegp85a wrote
It's hard for me to express my emotions sometimes, but I'm trying to work on it.
Deadlydino16 OP t1_jegpyi9 wrote
I get that, whenever someone gets me something, im happy but I can’t express it.
doodooholder t1_jegpfu4 wrote
i drive around local suburbs robbing middle schoolers walking from home, and i enjoy the feeling i just take their garbage phone and trash it in a sewer drain
Significant_Bird8671 t1_jegph8j wrote
I used to steal people’s lunch money growing up
Enough_Bathroom_6270 t1_jegppas wrote
this shit hit me right in the feels
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hairy_ass_truman t1_jegpybf wrote
Hair