Submitted by sheluvfranz t3_z971id in AskReddit
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Staud59 t1_iyfai4p wrote
Stop drinking
Warlord_of_Mom t1_iyfaji6 wrote
Wonder when the hell we got a pet
[deleted] t1_iyfamhm wrote
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Novae224 t1_iyfamym wrote
Talk back, my pet is the only one who likes me as long as i give her food. I’m already talking to her 24/7 like she’s a normal person
GlitteringRaisin7914 t1_iyfapc3 wrote
I would ask if I could borrow some money
okunlolak t1_iyfbkb2 wrote
I will ask him if he’s happy, and ask him about his health. Two things I worry about daily.
kindchillswinger t1_iyfbzai wrote
Freak out as they died years ago.
Maybe set on fire or remove the brain?
ShadowTsukino t1_iyfd1mc wrote
Tell her to stop putting holes in my shirts.
Bloombright_ t1_iyfalxp wrote
Make my pet a social media profile and get super famous