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ZombieQueenIV t1_iyfdb2s wrote

Does succubus count? 😉

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Wafran OP t1_iyfdiu5 wrote

We... have some free spots as an incubus, it's like a succubus, but you give instead of receiving.

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IDontKnowMan13 t1_iyfcnv8 wrote

Greeter. Gotta give people a good welcome

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Wafran OP t1_iyfculm wrote

"Hi, welcome to hell! Here's your goody bag, the 9th circle is currently under reparations! have fun!"

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No-Jello-1536 t1_iyfcr7x wrote

I wanna be in charge of the music

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Wafran OP t1_iyfcz5r wrote

Mh, interesting, what sort of music would you use for... say... the lobby?

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No-Jello-1536 t1_iyfefq5 wrote

Probably organ music playing minor chords. They give off that eerie feeling

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QUIBICUS t1_iyfcv1z wrote

I would like to do the torturing. Maybe the torturers assistant. I would like to put cages of bees on peoples head.

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Wafran OP t1_iyfd3oh wrote

Actually, you begin as the torturer's assistant and then you are upgraded to the torturer, and after, to double black diamond torturer... yes, we work as an MLM.

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QUIBICUS t1_iyfd9px wrote

Makes sense being Hell and all. Do I get a Cadillac covered in blood if I hit a certain level of torturing.

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Wafran OP t1_iyfdfh2 wrote

You get into creeping debt and have to pay rent, even tho we don't pay you nor have a form of standardized currency... so you'll have fun!

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QUIBICUS t1_iyfdkwu wrote

Stop trying to sell me. You had me at double black diamond.

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[deleted] t1_iyfd30c wrote

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Wafran OP t1_iyfd67c wrote

I mean, the ninth circle is covered in ice, mostly... so no...

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JohnAnderson6879 t1_iyfe4ee wrote

That's exactly why they need their ac repaired, without it everything would melt.

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Wafran OP t1_iyfe75c wrote

Oh, hells, you are right! you have the job!

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MelodicVast9595 t1_iyfdnay wrote

Ceo

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Wafran OP t1_iyfdu15 wrote

I'm sorry, that spot is taken by Mr.morningstar, I can give you a spot as a prince, but you'll need to get yourself a demon realm first.

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[deleted] t1_iyfdqk1 wrote

Being an actor in hell loops.

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Wafran OP t1_iyfe0nj wrote

Mh... interesting, give me a "Murderous wife who just surprised the sinner having sex with her sister"

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Mechwarrior94 t1_iyfeevd wrote

Giving karma to spoiled brats such as woke people, corporate and government corporate fools, cheaters and keyboard warriors.

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