Sex slave

Greeter. Gotta give people a good welcome

I wanna be in charge of the music

"Hi, welcome to hell! Here's your goody bag, the 9th circle is currently under reparations! have fun!"

I would like to do the torturing. Maybe the torturers assistant. I would like to put cages of bees on peoples head.

I like your spirit.

Mh, interesting, what sort of music would you use for... say... the lobby?

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Actually, you begin as the torturer's assistant and then you are upgraded to the torturer, and after, to double black diamond torturer... yes, we work as an MLM.

Exactly. Just so they can get the full experience

I mean, the ninth circle is covered in ice, mostly... so no...

Makes sense being Hell and all. Do I get a Cadillac covered in blood if I hit a certain level of torturing.

Does succubus count? 😉

You get into creeping debt and have to pay rent, even tho we don't pay you nor have a form of standardized currency... so you'll have fun!

We... have some free spots as an incubus, it's like a succubus, but you give instead of receiving.

Stop trying to sell me. You had me at double black diamond.

Ceo

Cum dump. ☺️

Being an actor in hell loops.

I'm sorry, that spot is taken by Mr.morningstar, I can give you a spot as a prince, but you'll need to get yourself a demon realm first.

Oh... sorry, the last one was just taken...

Mh... interesting, give me a "Murderous wife who just surprised the sinner having sex with her sister"

That's exactly why they need their ac repaired, without it everything would melt.

Oh, hells, you are right! you have the job!

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Giving karma to spoiled brats such as woke people, corporate and government corporate fools, cheaters and keyboard warriors.

Probably organ music playing minor chords. They give off that eerie feeling