Submitted by Ok-Background8336 t3_z94vvj in AskReddit
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Janitorinalabcoat t1_iyezlql wrote
Shhhhh
Piri_Reis96 t1_iyez6b4 wrote
call the police people.
weaintfancy42069 t1_iyf0j60 wrote
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Please come quick. My dick and balls are open from every angle. Someone can kick them from 360 degrees around me!”
MeyerholdsGh0st t1_iyez9ps wrote
Let’s not find out.
Daambanaan t1_iyezce5 wrote
Do you actually expect someone to answer? Does someone really know the answer? Please no? It hurts to think about it.
DJEmpire80 t1_iyezezf wrote
Are u related to J Dhamer
Ponie-Stark t1_iyezf52 wrote
Why tho
Hot_buttered_toast t1_iyezlqj wrote
You go to prison
kindness_hurts t1_iyf3nxp wrote
Only if they get caught
BaldMayo t1_iyezn42 wrote
dunno :(
newstuffsucks t1_iyf09hw wrote
Nothing
MmeXL t1_iyf0bvd wrote
I would imagine the moments while having his legs ripped off individually would be the only moments a man is not actually thinking about his dick and balls.
Somsanite7 t1_iyf1z4f wrote
nothing a man can easily live without them hookers dont care
allergic-toeveryting t1_iyf44jc wrote
you do realize that there are men who don't have any legs but have a penis and balls?
Sitherio t1_iyf7uws wrote
Not attached to the legs exactly, more like the torso. So you need to clarify, how far up is "leg" to you?
KittikatB t1_iyez8on wrote
You know they're not attached to a man's legs, right?