Submitted by Ok-Background8336 t3_z94vvj in AskReddit
Piri_Reis96 t1_iyez6b4 wrote
call the police people.
weaintfancy42069 t1_iyf0j60 wrote
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Please come quick. My dick and balls are open from every angle. Someone can kick them from 360 degrees around me!”
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