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just-some-bored-guy t1_iyfca83 wrote

Snap your spaghetti noodles in half before putting them in the pot

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UnspoiledWalnut t1_iyfdhvl wrote

Calling pasta "noodles" does the trick just fine, you don't need to be a psychopath.

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_chisaki_ t1_iyfdp5z wrote

>spaghetti noodles

THIS is how you piss us off

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2quinnfinity t1_iyfcacp wrote

Speak Italian sounding gibberish.

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MeesterChicken t1_iyfcilz wrote

Use the American Italian terms for food items.

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AcadiaLow4488 t1_iyfd5cx wrote

According to those super cringey Instagram couples, anything and everything pisses off an Italian.

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turquoise2j t1_iyfdqkt wrote

Tell them pasta tastes better in france

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Boneless_pizza2 t1_iyfc73l wrote

Tell them that they have more sausage between their first and last names than they do between their legs

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FireMaster2311 t1_iyfc9s4 wrote

Call them a turtle stomping plumber?

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mnmloff t1_iyfcja0 wrote

Ask in which parts of Italy they speak Italian

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Novae224 t1_iyfcvoc wrote

Eat pasta with a knife and spoon. Like cut it in tiny pieces and scoop it with the spoon

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t0h9r8o7w6n5a4w3a2y t1_iyfdd0a wrote

Call them the equivalent of the n word to a person of color, or the f word toward a gay man.

WARNING: If they came off the boat here they will have deep seeded anguish and this term may incite flying plates, wine bottles, etc.

Source: man married into Italiano family of dissent and off the boats referred to above.

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Savitar-1 t1_iyfeo3a wrote

Eat them and say la pizza

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kvct t1_iyfdp2l wrote

Add Olive Oil to the pasta water

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MattTheSmithers t1_iyfedsz wrote

Tell them the Princess is in another castle.

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soulking234 t1_iyfchmx wrote

Breath at the wrong pace and or pitch

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