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MeesterChicken t1_iyf5tjv wrote

I had some weird friends, when I was in middle school a friend stripped naked and was running around my house. My mom saw him and told him to put away his baby dick.

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Muva316 OP t1_iyf6077 wrote

😭 your mom sounds amazing

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MeesterChicken t1_iyf6ejh wrote

Yeah, she is used to these shenanigans, since it was a house full of boys. She's got a thick skin and isn't afraid to make fun of my friends.

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[deleted] t1_iyf5vwq wrote

Wasn’t my house but my best friends. One guy decided to take a shit in fridge and leave it there. Safe to say this guy wasn’t invited to the next party

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MeesterChicken t1_iyf6ttv wrote

Yeah, something similar happened to me. I was having a house party and a friend decided to pee in the bathroom sink when the toilet was wide open right next to him. I caught him in the middle of doing it because he left the bathroom door wide open. I walked up behind him and smacked him in the back of the head.

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[deleted] t1_iyf6y65 wrote

I can’t imagine being so drunk that you see that as the best option.

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MeesterChicken t1_iyf8aoa wrote

Well he is a known pisser. When we were younger he slept over at a friends house and peed all over the chair he slept in. Then we were in our 20's we went on a weekend vacation and we all slept in the same room. He slept on the floor, the next morning the carpet was sopping wet where he was sleeping. He claims it was sweat but the carpet was way too wet to be sweat. He didn't shower or change clothes for the whole weekend so he was bathing in his piss for the rest of the weekend.

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ProfessionalCrab5762 t1_iyf6abz wrote

I was throwing a mini house party and one of my buddys (20 m) shows up late, has about 3 drinks and takes a single puff of a joint. No one can find him for about 30 minutes. We find the only bathroom door locked, we bang on it because obviously dude is asleep. Tell me why the mf opens the door naked looking like he just fought god and lost. Mans did not know who he was, where he was or how he got there.

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Puzzleheaded_Cut3103 t1_iyfaisn wrote

My brother's friend was over and took a shit in my backpack. It was awkward having to explain it to his mom.

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Knotty_Lioness t1_iyfayey wrote

My daughters father would sleep walk, usually after drinking, and pee in random places around my house. It happened multiple times. The first time we were staying in a hotel and he woke to pee in the corner by the room door. The sound of piss slamming against cheap water resistant carpet woke me. I honestly didn’t know what I was seeing at first (half drunk myself). I figured it was a once and done thing. I was wrong 😑. Next time I woke to him pissing in a basket of laundry in the dining area. Then again , this time I woke to my mother scrubbing the floor claiming she the dog had peed in the upstairs hallway. She was very confused because she said the sound was so loud she wasn’t sure if maybe we had a leak in the ceiling 😂😂. I asked her if she’d seen my then BF and she said she didn’t think so. I was sure it was him. He pissed the bed another time while I was pregnant and blamed me. I almost thought my water had broken but my hip and side were wet and not between my legs 🫠. The last straw was him pissing in the closet of our new apartment on a pile of his own clothes . I made him clean it up that time because at this point he was worse than any animal I’d owned. Til’ this day he denies it but it happened way too many times for me to pretend he’s not a pissy drunk.

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