Submitted by mentions-band t3_z97lv6 in AskReddit
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mentions-band OP t1_iyfdgi6 wrote
Urgent responses appreciated.
billybobjimmyjoe t1_iyfdo8o wrote
Two for you. Three for her. The third one is your trouser sausage.
IDontKnowMan13 t1_iyfdpmg wrote
Depends on the message you’re trying to send. If it’s a dud then one but if you’re feeling it then you get out there and do your best Joey Chestnut impression
stumpykitties t1_iyfdpy3 wrote
Lol 2
Get a snack or side with it if that won’t fill you up
notasoulinsight1 t1_iyfdq36 wrote
12
Quirky_Net_4440 t1_iyfe015 wrote
If you want to impress your date, 1 foot long in a single bite without using your hands should do the trick.
Keksis_theBetrayed t1_iyfe54f wrote
Depends. Is the first date at a hot dog eating contest? Because she needs to know I play to fuckin win, dude
Yurtsi9427 t1_iyfe9kx wrote
50
Mountain-Drummer-550 t1_iyfde5o wrote
69
Gotta have some foreshadowing in there.