What?

We need to stop teaching them that avocados are vegetables, they're fruit!!

That they can grow a productive tree from the seed.

Teach them how to make yummy guac

That salsa and avocados does NOT equal guacamole

We need to stop teaching them to make smashed avocado on toast so they can afford a house

Cut the damn thing properly.

Close to 9,000 people visit the ER a year purely because of a directly avocado-based accident.

Avocado do not give you psychic powers like what my cousin told me when I was 5

Stop freezing them and throwing them at people. At least until their sim improves.

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everything. let them pick it up on the streets, like i had to. pre-google.

Just don’t tell them about Nick avocado