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not_right t1_j2fozkq wrote
I know right? Instant security.
Interesting_Bug9308 t1_j2flrtt wrote
First thing i’m doing is buying a house!
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm9zu wrote
Same
Carbonatite t1_j2fpli3 wrote
I'd pay off my house and student loans. Probably loans first though, my mortgage rate is like half my student loan interest rate.
RealTealStarr t1_j2fomgs wrote
me too
splutzer t1_j2fmxxx wrote
Disappear.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fn1vq wrote
Same actually
Kotopause t1_j2fltot wrote
Hire a therapist
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm8aq wrote
I don't like therapists lol 😂
Kotopause t1_j2fmbnc wrote
You won’t get it, you’re too poor.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fme99 wrote
Ouch 🤕😳
doggo_is_good_thanks t1_j2flsry wrote
Buy a dog
cloudfox22 t1_j2fma3y wrote
I'd buy a shelter for lot of homeless dogs
doggo_is_good_thanks t1_j2fosy3 wrote
I’m broke af but I give you an honorary award
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fonk0 wrote
Now that I love that
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm9ag wrote
🐕🐾
Carbonatite t1_j2fpgu0 wrote
Username checks out
StupidNCrazy t1_j2flv9l wrote
Start fixing lives. I fantasize about it a lot. I could make so much better for so many people I know and all it would take is money.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm58c wrote
That's Soo kind of you
bonjelascott t1_j2fm8gh wrote
just start paying off everyones debts i could and getting food and heat for folks i think
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fmkdc wrote
How sweet 💕
MistaPistachio t1_j2fn6sv wrote
Original Lego cloud city 😳
Kindly_Mind1236 t1_j2fp1jl wrote
Buy my momma a house ❤️
AhFourFeckSakeLads t1_j2fx82v wrote
Well done you. Please hug her from me and here's hoping 2023 is great for both of you.
1_d0nt_care_ t1_j2flt9p wrote
The ultimate Gaming rig
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm39a wrote
Same TBH 🎮🎯
throwaway_0x90 t1_j2fm05e wrote
Give half to wife, the other half share some with immediately family and a few close friends. Buy a house, invest the rest such that it generates enough monthly income for me not to need a full-time job.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm6kq wrote
Nice 👍
epoch44 t1_j2fowlr wrote
Only need a mil for that
OKCBeardedSadist t1_j2fmk2w wrote
Gtfo of Oklahoma.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fmlzt wrote
Nice answer
OKCBeardedSadist t1_j2fv6ny wrote
Thanks. This state isn't great, just OK.
refugee1971 t1_j2fpqs3 wrote
Buying a house on a property that could accommodate a moat. Maybe 2 moats.
HayTX t1_j2frece wrote
Paying off debts and buying a big ass farm to go in more debt cause the easiest way to make a million farming is to start out with 3 million.
TinCanMan27 t1_j2fmrsl wrote
nothing. i would continue life as it is, maybe be a little more generous with my money spending.
Crbn8ed t1_j2fneuk wrote
Two chicks at the same time
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fnk6o wrote
Good one
violetslyvester t1_j2foinm wrote
Set up the speedwagon foundation, but for cosplayer’s, artists, etc
Edit: removed unnecessary and before artists
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MagicMarshmelllow t1_j2fmcwf wrote
Buy suit, a fur coat, some bling, and a 1970’s Cadillac ElDorado in candy green. Then I’d pull up to my job with a homeboy and a couple of hoes and tell my boss I quit.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fmsdn wrote
Nice you thought about that one . Love that car. 💸
Carbonatite t1_j2fpqow wrote
Then you head straight to the Player's Ball, of course!
MagicMarshmelllow t1_j2fpwoh wrote
Player Haters Ball
beatdaddyo t1_j2fmtzi wrote
Change my name.
Unhappy-Show-8978 t1_j2fmxvk wrote
take a gap year and travel
HumpbackWindowLicker t1_j2fn9yk wrote
Buying land, investing.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fnpq3 wrote
Smart 🤓
Hellfire_scor920 t1_j2fnc8j wrote
Well first i would try n see if its real or im just dreaming and then start just trying to save the money or start a business
inflatableje5us t1_j2fnc9d wrote
Vanish.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fnoe2 wrote
Same
astonishingly_gud t1_j2fnd89 wrote
2 chicks at the same time
Aterakel t1_j2fnf33 wrote
I'd create a studio to produce my own works
And_now_2022 t1_j2fnfwo wrote
Quit my job. Take my parents on a dream vacation. They’re older and getting to the point where regular travel would be more difficult. I would love to take them on a once in a lifetime trip in complete luxury.
SlamHamwitch t1_j2fnh3y wrote
Buy my dream guns, buy a modest but roomie enough house, put a good chunk in an emergency fund, and wisely invest the rest.
DevyDev666 t1_j2fnmfj wrote
Use it to help others and charity after making sure my family is taken care of. Other than some traveling, I don't want a bunch of big toys and luxury cars. Once my family is financially secure (Give them a million each), Id find non profits to give to and help pay for affordable housing projects. Depending how rich we're talking, I'd like to house as many homeless people as possible.
BuildingRelevant7400 t1_j2fno7e wrote
Be as generous as I've always wanted to be but cannot because I'm poor.
captaincoolxd t1_j2fnvv3 wrote
Wake up
BigWhiteRabbit1 t1_j2fnyre wrote
Buy a farm house
PerformanceNo3802 t1_j2fo2pv wrote
Buy a very large island and declare myself dead, that way I could survive and live out my life in peace.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fodp2 wrote
Very smart I'd do that also
Cantsleepforever1 t1_j2fo9bh wrote
Buy a house and pay for all the tests i need to figure out whats wrong with me. Health problems suck
ThomasThePizzaMan t1_j2foa95 wrote
Food, cheap new apartment, and ultimate gaming.
ClayWatt t1_j2fobpt wrote
Maybe buy a house, but other than that put money into savings and live off of the interest each month. Knowing I'd never have to work again would be the ultimate motivation to not blow it all in a short amount of time.
dysfunctionalpress t1_j2fofeu wrote
how rich..?
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2for2f wrote
1 million 💸💸💸
MellowTigger t1_j2fokcl wrote
House repairs. How much money? Maybe just rebuild. 100 years was a good run, but energy efficiency is a thing now.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fostl wrote
1 million💰
MellowTigger t1_j2fszmf wrote
Oh, much more than enough to rebuild a small house like this. It would be nice to have a seal against the cold Minnesota winter, and no more box elder bugs pooping over everything. LOL
ga30022 t1_j2foldj wrote
Take a year off to focus on mental health, getting in shape and eating better.
AMWills10 t1_j2fomgr wrote
Buy a plot of land and design and build my dream house and a new Jeep Wrangler (weird for a dream car, I know)
AdMoney9265 t1_j2fookg wrote
A gaming PC
borrachit0 t1_j2fop81 wrote
Quit my job and move to another state
SweetEmmaG t1_j2foqxd wrote
Support my family and make sure they get what they need first, then buy what I need for myself and save the rest.
Any-Presence-6482 t1_j2forl3 wrote
Not change anything right away. Rich is a relative term and not something that would be guaranteed to be a permanent situation. I might start looking for a newer car (although probably not brand new) and start looking to find a house instead of living in an apartment.
Brobotz t1_j2fotpn wrote
Hire a damn good accountant, financial advisor, and attorney in that order so I’m set up for the rest of my life.
Elo-Ka t1_j2fozeu wrote
What you mean by rich?
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fp22x wrote
1 million 💸💸💸
Elo-Ka t1_j2fp8vg wrote
Buy homes and rent them out on people who worke but live in there cars or are completly homeless
DeadOfNight1945 t1_j2fozut wrote
I probably would pay off debts but otherwise not do much differently at first. I'd be looking at a lot of options of how deal with this situation, prioritizing long-term stability for my family but also charity.
brocalmotion t1_j2fpa43 wrote
Buy a house! Buy a Porsche! Buy a trip to Amsterdam!
royalpyroz t1_j2fpngx wrote
Pay off debt. Secure future with real estate
miscellaneous5019 t1_j2fpnlf wrote
Suddenly become not so rich after a few years probably
feral_philosopher t1_j2fprow wrote
I've thought about this A LOT. I wouldn't tell me wife (because she would betray herself and tell her fucking sisters). I would play it cool, I would keep working at my shitty job and just be cool. Meanwhile... I would hire two different financial advisors, and I would tell them that I need to double my earnings. Meanwhile, at work I would act and respond with my most honest and truthful voice, the voice that I spend my entire career suffocating for fear of retaliation, especially now in the current woke cult that has captured the minds of seemingly every damn corporation in the free world.
Outrageous_Fox4227 t1_j2fpuwo wrote
Take care of mom and dad.
FaithlessnessOk7939 t1_j2fpv57 wrote
buy a house in the city i live in, quit my job, go grocery shopping and stock my kitchen up, pay my bills
Upbeat-Holiday-7858 t1_j2fpzdz wrote
Honestly probably just take a day off getting high and tugging it. Relax and game and then tackle the rest later
frank-sarno t1_j2fq286 wrote
No joke, I would build my laboratory without compromise.
In my current lab I had to compromise on the everything from the furniture to the power runs to the equipment. The equipment is clustered around two main stations but this is confining as I would prefer to separate soldering station from assembly station from testing station. And it's all too close and confining which makes it feel like I'm working in a hall closet.
Give me space, lots of space, under 6000K LEDs above. Don't fence me in.
jobo633 t1_j2fq2vg wrote
I have to work in the morning so probably sleep?
neek0_Suave t1_j2fqgwv wrote
Pay off my student loans, buy a home, book a summer getaway, then get right back to work doing what I’m already doing
epyllionard t1_j2fqh7y wrote
My kids used to ask me what I would do if I won a lot of money in the lottery. They were never satisfied with my answer:
"I'd go get a cup of coffee and think about it."
(This really is unsatisfactory to a seven-year-old)
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fqrj7 wrote
Hmm at least you'd think about it
katcomesback t1_j2fqheh wrote
buy a house with property, stock up on hay/feed/shavings and actually get to ride
SmolSpaceExplorer t1_j2fqnrz wrote
After lawyering up, getting a financial advisor, etc... I would get some lipo.
howsitgoin_eh t1_j2fqsif wrote
I’d buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that’s cruel.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2frl71 wrote
Awww I think 🤔:)
AnomalyCroissant t1_j2fqu9a wrote
Nothing. Not gonna tell anybody, not gonna go on an immediate shopping spree. I’m just gonna buy whatever I need to, sit on the cash and be set for life.
fernorilo t1_j2frewz wrote
Secure this new wealth so i won't NEED to work anymore.
efrum-aul t1_j2frv10 wrote
Drive to a big city, get a hotel, call a couple big time lawyers and big time financial advisors, figure out how to sustain that wealth, then finally have fun with it. Would probably travel the world for a bit.
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Whitemamba8124 t1_j2fryli wrote
Buy a nice little RV type vehicle and start traveling.
ccices t1_j2fs5n1 wrote
Meet all my family that calls
Cheetodude625 t1_j2fs6p7 wrote
Relax and quietly disappear.
afraid-penalty t1_j2fshg6 wrote
Go to back to college
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Nighthawk378 t1_j2ftgc9 wrote
Fish
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2ftl12 wrote
Goldfish
bstaxxx_ t1_j2ftkm5 wrote
Run down the street naked
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2ftqjy wrote
📸make sure to have someone record that
Tortured_Moll t1_j2fu4b9 wrote
Disappear
rscottyb86 t1_j2fu8sr wrote
Tip the good servers really well
Capn_Grammar t1_j2funlx wrote
I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah, who works in securities.
GotWheaten t1_j2fuuvq wrote
Suddenly retire
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Veckot_ t1_j2fv20z wrote
Become top g
LogianoPiano t1_j2fv7m4 wrote
Donate the money to homeless shelters and buy a decent home and a good car. Invest some in something with good stock this year, and buy an at home gym set so the bros and I have our lien personal gym
LogianoPiano t1_j2fv8hx wrote
And also get a good bed
gennnk t1_j2fvbjx wrote
Spoil my boyfriend. He’s done a lot for me. I haven’t been the greatest girlfriend because of trauma.
Redararis t1_j2fwbx2 wrote
The important thing is not what i would do but what the others would start doing around me.
SinningSoul32 t1_j2fwpwf wrote
Hide the money from my family
AhFourFeckSakeLads t1_j2fwxbq wrote
Help others. It's one of the greatest joys in life.
MysteriousRoots t1_j2fx4om wrote
Buy a house in the mountains with plenty of land.
dontouchmastuff t1_j2fxo13 wrote
Change my number and disappear
uglystupidworthless- t1_j2fltrz wrote
Move to America and buy a mansion in Beverly Hills
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fmbjc wrote
A mansion in Beverly hills sounds awesome 😎
golden226 t1_j2fnu2v wrote
Relax for the first time in my life lol