What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? Submitted by [deleted] t3_1006ovm on December 31, 2022 at 11:37 PM in AskReddit 87 comments 1
monteqzuma t1_j2fvtnm wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:46 PM Put a mouse up your rectum to chew on the cork until it releases the pressure to release the bottle, then send in a cat to chase the mouse out. Duh Permalink 14 soulfood_7 t1_j2fx5ju wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:56 PM Big brain answer Permalink Parent 5
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