Submitted by come_sing_with_me t3_10064aa in AskReddit
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[deleted] t1_j2fr185 wrote
Cuntly Cunterson, my best friend from school. A lot of people would have given up and died if they had that name but he owned it and became the biggest cunt ever.
Educational-Purple61 t1_j2fs27i wrote
My ex, because I have kids
Dragmire_Afterlife t1_j2fr1jy wrote
An old manager I had and I am not nor was I ever her friend.
damndirtycracker t1_j2frorf wrote
Me. Lobotomies look painful.
RedLion_Paladin t1_j2fs8co wrote
My friend, 'H'. He keeps trying to tickle me and sometimes says 'i want to tickle your pickle' in a high pitch sorta voice. We're both Straight guys
sodpower t1_j2fvfes wrote
My friend Steven is a total cunt. He had head injuries as a child not bad enough so everyone knows he's damaged to start with but bad enough to make him an absolute wanker.
Throwawaycuzawkward t1_j2fr3f4 wrote
Me, and I've not a choice.
I'm a right cunt.