Cuntly Cunterson, my best friend from school. A lot of people would have given up and died if they had that name but he owned it and became the biggest cunt ever.

An old manager I had and I am not nor was I ever her friend.

Me, and I've not a choice.

I'm a right cunt.

Me. Lobotomies look painful.

My ex, because I have kids

My friend, 'H'. He keeps trying to tickle me and sometimes says 'i want to tickle your pickle' in a high pitch sorta voice. We're both Straight guys

My friend Steven is a total cunt. He had head injuries as a child not bad enough so everyone knows he's damaged to start with but bad enough to make him an absolute wanker.