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FiveDollarRimjobs t1_j2ftf9j wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:28 PM

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I've never had a birthday party in my life. I was a lonely child

Arrowed-In-The-Knee t1_j2ftlk2 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:29 PM

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I never had a birthday party before

JasperDyne t1_j2fvkdn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:44 PM

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Came home from school… Mom, Dad and sister had gone camping for the weekend. On the kitchen table was $25, an Entenmann’s pound cake, and a Post-It note wishing me a happy birthday.

breaking_goddess t1_j2fwgcn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:50 PM

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All my friends came over for my birthday party and my mom made us all go pick up dog shit in the yard. I’m not sure how she convinced a group of elementary school kids to do it, but it was embarrassing and sad and I hated it.