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AstronautWombat t1_j2frzp9 wrote

If you’re truly best friends, sure. You should be able to discuss it and even crack some jokes about it.

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Downtown-Command-295 t1_j2fs96x wrote

"There's no such thing as god, dude. It's just some unfortunate genetics."

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Icy-Dragonfly-3629 t1_j2ftm8f wrote

😄

Yes I would @ bring it up when theyre sober.

So... that would mean that theyre in for a massive verbal sit down. Get some tylenol.

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LeggoMahLegolas t1_j2fu6di wrote

Man, the only thing my best friend can talk about while I'm having a bad trip on shrooms were God, psychology, and philosophy.

Making my trip have a trip.

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PerkyLurkey t1_j2fw1b1 wrote

I’ve heard some guys who think they have a micropenis really don’t, in fact they are typically average or just below average.

Porn has warped what average looks like.

Maybe he’s simply average and doesn’t know it?

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Godmodex2 t1_j2fx1yu wrote

Yea micropenis is just that, it's shockingly small.I saw a clip of a smallest dick contest and this guy pretty much had a belly button for a penis. He sure had big dick energy though.

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Kotopause t1_j2frzvj wrote

I’d agree with him

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ignoranceisbliss101 t1_j2fs7vc wrote

Welp, they better get good with how to use toys, tongue and hands. Godspeed.

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stigmata_fuckhole t1_j2fse88 wrote

Ask to see it. For proof of God's cruelty. And because dicks are neat, big or small. Yay dicks!

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fire_tiger2300 t1_j2fsm8k wrote

Yes ss the whole conversation and he will pay you not to show anyone :)

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Opening_Cellist_1093 t1_j2fu67y wrote

I'd give him a stern lecture about drunk texting. Today it was just me: what if tomorrow it's his dad?

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poison_heart96 t1_j2fwqjo wrote

Ignore and see if they remember texting you. If they don't bring it up, forget it.

Also might be good future blackmail material if your friendship sours in the future?

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The100thIdiot t1_j2fwt5m wrote

I send him a dick pic to make him feel better.

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G0Huskies t1_j2fs3uw wrote

I'd tell him that he needs to work on his personality because penis size isn't everything..

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MikeNoble91 t1_j2fsnvb wrote

If your friend wants to talk about God's cruelty, he should go to a priest. Unless he's a kid, then the priest will only be interested in his penis.

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