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Domillomew t1_j6otcyw wrote

Things a serial killer would say for $200 Alex.

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Inthecards21 t1_j6ot40t wrote

Well, I'm already a doctor, so hit me up when you figure out how to properly do it without having to ask the attending.

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Cometguy7 t1_j6osyd1 wrote

Your bedside manner is abysmal.

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Ok-Cryptographer3629 t1_j6otrsh wrote

Your name is Bambi? What a coincidence, I was just think about skinning you like a deer. 🙄

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blackknight201071 t1_j6ottfq wrote

Of course. But then again, I'm a guy. Guys tend to fall easily for pick-up lines like "excuse me" or "hi"

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LionThunder1 t1_j6pdqar wrote

I read this in a book :

"it’s ladies’ choice 24/7. They have their pick of the litter because single men will never reject a come-on. Picture it: The music’s pumping and a non-hideous female approaches a dude having a drink at the bar. She says, “I want to fuck your brains out.” He replies, “Nah, I’m not really in the mood for sex tonight.” SAID NO MAN EVER"

P.s. the caps were included, it wasn't me who put the sentence in all caps

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queuedUp t1_j6otbib wrote

There totally going to murder you to get practice with dissections

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TRANSparent-Ink t1_j6otl9r wrote

Oh. I hate doctors. Did you want something?

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Delaney-raven t1_j6oy7hu wrote

Sounds like something a serial killer would say

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