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Domillomew t1_j6otcyw wrote
Things a serial killer would say for $200 Alex.
badb-crow t1_j6osz4q wrote
"Gross."
No, it wouldn't.
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badb-crow t1_j6owc4r wrote
Somebody's mad cuz I get more pussy than him.
LionThunder1 t1_j6pcrn0 wrote
And you have homophobic comments in yours. That's worse.
Inthecards21 t1_j6ot40t wrote
Well, I'm already a doctor, so hit me up when you figure out how to properly do it without having to ask the attending.
Cometguy7 t1_j6osyd1 wrote
Your bedside manner is abysmal.
bluntisimo t1_j6ot279 wrote
pretty bad.
Ok-Cryptographer3629 t1_j6otrsh wrote
Your name is Bambi? What a coincidence, I was just think about skinning you like a deer. 🙄
Ynotasub t1_j6p61n4 wrote
LMAO, you nailed it.
blackknight201071 t1_j6ottfq wrote
Of course. But then again, I'm a guy. Guys tend to fall easily for pick-up lines like "excuse me" or "hi"
StuckInNov1999 t1_j6ou8ze wrote
Or even "Ewww, gross, get away from me!"
LionThunder1 t1_j6pdqar wrote
I read this in a book :
"it’s ladies’ choice 24/7. They have their pick of the litter because single men will never reject a come-on. Picture it: The music’s pumping and a non-hideous female approaches a dude having a drink at the bar. She says, “I want to fuck your brains out.” He replies, “Nah, I’m not really in the mood for sex tonight.” SAID NO MAN EVER"
P.s. the caps were included, it wasn't me who put the sentence in all caps
hydrophobicfishman t1_j6ot7yx wrote
No offense, but as someone who did biochem in college but was not premed, I absolutely can’t stand premeds
NorskoTheScorpion OP t1_j6otkm2 wrote
Ouch :(
queuedUp t1_j6otbib wrote
There totally going to murder you to get practice with dissections
TRANSparent-Ink t1_j6otl9r wrote
Oh. I hate doctors. Did you want something?
Delaney-raven t1_j6oy7hu wrote
Sounds like something a serial killer would say
Reviewingremy t1_j6oyf7h wrote
"Hahahaha hahahaha hahhahhahahahha, bitch please"
No. No that would not work.
NorskoTheScorpion OP t1_j6oyjby wrote
BUT I LOVE YOU
Routine_Magazine_466 t1_j6oyu61 wrote
Bro tried to practise on us💀
LionThunder1 t1_j6pcmfm wrote
Cringe
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