You guys are washing your shoes?

Almost never.

Once an year, because they get dirty during the rains

Please don’t tell me this is another one of those adulting things I have never done

Once a month, got leather shoes and it raines a shit ton where I live

Never. I wash my boots after every use, but they're always dirty after

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My vans are the only shoes I've ever cleaned, and I just wipe them down with a baby wipe and spray them with water and stain shield. As a kid, I vaguely recall my mother washing our school shoes.

never, unless I get poop on them.

I use your mom's tongue