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DROBASHEVICH t1_jaf4i6x wrote

I once gave myself a black eye trying to kill a mosquito. Let's just say the mosquito won that round

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Just-My-Pinion t1_jaf4r9y wrote

Broke a toe hitting the bed frame when waking up one morning

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Lucannor t1_jaf4n2r wrote

I was cutting a piece of chocolate cake for myself, and then I tried licking the chocolate off the knife. Suffice to say, I spent around 20 minutes in the bathroom, and left the chocolate cake resting in the kitchen counter

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