Muhjigger11998823 t1_jaf1h85 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:33 PM

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Risk of brain prions.

Prestigious-Snow-420 t1_jaf1ikc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:34 PM

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Would taste bad I'm guessing. Dusty or like embalming fluid

thesparklekitty t1_jaf1in9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:34 PM

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I think I would eat a mellified man if it had some proven, magical restorative quality in modernity. Even if it was a person, lol :3

Itsallagame222 t1_jaf1rjd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM

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If you paid me $1,000,000 I would consider a small bite.

throwawayredditplz t1_jaf21g1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:38 PM

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Like eat him out for his pleasure? Be happy to if we had that kind of relationship.

AdmiralBofa t1_jaf24f9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:38 PM

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People actually used to eat them for medical reasons. They thought it cured everything from headaches to leprosy. I'm content to leave them alone and never eat one.

_i_suck_at_life t1_jaf298y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:39 PM

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i'm not a cannibal, nor a fan of honey so that'd be a hard pass

chocoladeijs t1_jaf2aot wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:39 PM

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I think it would be the wrong kind of juicy.

LogicalFallacyCat t1_jaf2tn1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:43 PM

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I don't know what that is so I'm gonna give it a taste to find out. Carpe diem

[deleted] OP t1_jaf46ga wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:53 PM

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What are the reasons you would (or wouldn't) eat a mellified man?

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