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ishiiman0 t1_jaeyvqw wrote
Hearing the music you grew up with on the Oldies station
moistesttowlette t1_jaeyypr wrote
Kids have no idea what you're talking about when you mention things that were insanely popular when you were younger
AdmiralBofa t1_jaf0wim wrote
Kids start using slang you can't quite parse.
chicagospenpal t1_jaez2qr wrote
You’ve lost touch with more people than you’re actually friends with
Dances28 t1_jaf0zw5 wrote
People calling you sir or ma'am.
I was like wtf...SIR?! Call me bro.
clearwind t1_jaeyvb7 wrote
The things the youth are doing don't make any sense.
Unleashtheducks t1_jaez3fk wrote
Back pain
Young-Grandpa t1_jaezj89 wrote
You see an old person at the supermarket and then realize you were classmates.
Stonethrower45 t1_jaezydx wrote
Oh, grey hair. Liver spots. Crepe skin. Roosevelt was president when I was born. I remember extra editions of newspapers...about the Korean War. Aircraft before jets were proliferate. I can remember when there were no zip or area codes. I remember when fitted sheets , panty hose and the pill all became "a thing." That should do it.
Ok-Gazelle6132 t1_jaez8pa wrote
It didn't happen to me (honestly), but it happened to a friend of mine. He picked up an escort, and when they started to get into it, she said "ohhhh aren't you a kinky old man?"
Craynak t1_jaezfqn wrote
Random acronyms appearing and having to type what they are into Google. Your knees start making noises when bending over. In your twenties it’s all about sex, passion and fire… as you get older, it’s about peace, sex, passion and food.
menofriends t1_jaeziej wrote
You gradually can’t keep up with the younger generation. I’m 26, and have felt pretty connected with Gen Z. That all changed a year or so ago. My buddy has two kids aged 14 and 16, and 3/4 of the stuff they show me makes zero sense to me. They’re full on gut busting laughing, while I sit in confusion listening to the most distorted audio I’ve ever heard over a heavily modified family guy clip. I don’t know. Humor changes with the times I suppose.
NipplesOnMyPancakes t1_jaf3w5a wrote
Fuck off you 26 year old. You're not old.
nxdefiant t1_jaf0mwu wrote
I used to be with "It"....
weegizzle t1_jaf3bfm wrote
I have lots of answers, but I don't know how to use my phone or the internet.
I was trying to google "dried prunes".
SugaRowanie t1_jaeyy3m wrote
Peeking through the blinds
Palmersmith2 t1_jaez0ss wrote
Your pinkie fingers start curling.
booherm t1_jaezqnt wrote
You start to catch yourself amazed at how time seems to be speeding up.
ImNobodyOnline t1_jaf0gxj wrote
Appreciating a smaller friend group, maybe even staying alone, having more care about cleaning and house products, less drinking, less partying.
Mentalfloss1 t1_jaf2s1q wrote
You’re call “sir”, or “ma’am”
You become invisible in public
themontyverse t1_jaf10w7 wrote
You've no idea what's in the charts
Regalita t1_jaf1dg4 wrote
When you're unfamiliar with the top 40 songs
JumpTheChark t1_jaf2bxy wrote
Or, when you don't LIKE the top 40 songs
MazdaValiant t1_jaf1r7c wrote
When kids start using slang that makes you ask, “What does that even mean?”
tuotone75 t1_jaf1ris wrote
You’d rather take a nap.
tuotone75 t1_jaf1thp wrote
You dread parties.
Annie_kay_x t1_jaf2f2w wrote
Annoyed by noise
JayeDeath t1_jaf2i2l wrote
You start reading the obituaries to see if you know anyone
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MidlandsRepublic2048 t1_jaeyuir wrote
You get tired of the antics of younger people.