Submitted by twistedsister78 t3_11engam in AskReddit
i_cant_have_dairy t1_jaf0nng wrote
Crying because there were no dingdongs. That's not what happened. I cried because I climbed on the counterto get the dingdongs and gashed my head on the cabinet door. But my mom wants to tell everyone I cried because I was basically a fatty. It's annoying
EvryUsernmeIsTakn t1_jaf0u8y wrote
Sounds like something someone who cried over no dingdongs would say to me
desert_malcontent t1_jaf1j0u wrote
Ow! That sucks for both reasons… the gash and the false accusation.
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