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LadyBugTango t1_jaf2xes wrote
What the heck does that mean lol
Aperture_T t1_jaf31xo wrote
Arma player?
Willhenney420 t1_jaf4ae1 wrote
we do a lil bit of war crimes
i_cant_have_dairy t1_jaf0nng wrote
Crying because there were no dingdongs. That's not what happened. I cried because I climbed on the counterto get the dingdongs and gashed my head on the cabinet door. But my mom wants to tell everyone I cried because I was basically a fatty. It's annoying
EvryUsernmeIsTakn t1_jaf0u8y wrote
Sounds like something someone who cried over no dingdongs would say to me
desert_malcontent t1_jaf1j0u wrote
Ow! That sucks for both reasons… the gash and the false accusation.
super_nice_shark t1_jaf0osk wrote
When I was about 12 I started having seizures. My dad thought I was faking. Once I was finally diagnosed with epilepsy, he also thought I wasn’t taking my meds because I continued to have seizures. Turns out I just needed a higher than average dose. Super fun. I’m in my 40s now. Stopped having seizures in my 20s. And guess who I don’t talk to anymore, lol.
purelifertx t1_jaf0nov wrote
Beating up an ex gf, she blame me when it was her abusive ex bf
desert_malcontent t1_jaf0se8 wrote
I was falsely accused by the police of stealing a car. Surrounded by cops with guns drawn. I was a teenager and I was well nigh soiling myself. Once they ran the plates, the guns were holstered and they went on.
brock_lee t1_jaf0whr wrote
"hacking"
noobbahadur t1_jaf0yqv wrote
My classmate handed me a small piece of paper in the exam hall with some answers on it, and boom the teacher caught me having it on my hand. I mean I was the topper of the class and didn’t even need that. The whole school knew and people started telling me that I cheated every single time to top the class.
[deleted] t1_jaf1vot wrote
Striping nude at my old high school
stupidfock t1_jaf1xjv wrote
Multiple war crimes
Securitygaurd t1_jaf2bl9 wrote
Killing 6 kids. I didn’t do it I swear
odvioustroll t1_jaf2ifp wrote
my ex accused me of molesting her daughter. even went so far as showing a 9 year old girl porn and told her about a hidden birthmark i have. luckily for me the police were extremely professional and did a completely unbiased investigation. in the end she was charged with child endangerment (showing her porn) and lost custody for a while.
Aperture_T t1_jaf2zyo wrote
Lots of things. My brother figured out early that he could pin his fuckups on me to avoid beatings.
Perpetualwoodpecker t1_jaf30yu wrote
Blackmail
_Nobody_787 t1_jaf3xjk wrote
Talking bad about a teachers daughter when I was in third grade, that fool hit me in front of the whole class
Youre-so-special-2me t1_jaf0kl1 wrote
Rape. I never touched her, although she asked. And when she accused, I wasn’t even in town. I was in Miami with my family when it supposedly happened. I did consider her also like my younger sister. She is not my sister anymore, she is a cunt.
st4rvingmys3lf t1_jaf3oa2 wrote
being a groomer. wonder why.
Willhenney420 t1_jaf0jha wrote
violating the geneva convention