“Hi. I’m your new Scout Leader Mr. Jackson, but you can call me Michael … he hee”

Camped into thunderstorm, rained all weekend and wanted to go home a day in but the roads out were flooded

Was camping with three of my friends. The trip leader brought her dog and tied her to the tarp. While I was in the bathroom an unleashed dog was walking around the campsite and the friend's dog farted toward it and knocked down the tarp while one of the other friends was cooking on a stove underneath it, nearly caught fire. Trip leader loses it on the dog's owner as well as one of the other friends in the group who was already kinda uncomfortable with camping. The third friend who was just a witness to everything explained what happened while I was gone when we both were alone since she knew I was picking up on a super awkward vibe and wanted to explain why we were packing up and leaving early.

My younger brother almost cracked his head open, I almost drowned, and my older brother almost lost an eye.