Submitted by TheMasterNater619 t3_11en0zg in AskReddit
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Express_Zucchini_374 t1_jaeze87 wrote
We should be friends…
jellyrot t1_jaf1dgh wrote
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XenomorphXx121 t1_jaf0pja wrote
Because we're primitive and all we want to do is kill them, they've seen our films and studied us for years. Humanity isn't ready for them.
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maclaglen t1_jaeyeuc wrote
Which the Federation broke all the time.
faceeatingleopard t1_jaf057o wrote
It's really... more of a guideline.
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Cuish t1_jaeyf9h wrote
Agreed.
Improvedandconfused t1_jaeyb6d wrote
We don’t speak Alienese.
maclaglen t1_jaeyhjs wrote
Speak for yourself, fleshling.
Improvedandconfused t1_jaf2gji wrote
🤣🤣🤣
DUDEAREUMAD t1_jaf0k6n wrote
The whole planet is why aliens won’t talk to us, I mean look at what’s happening rn 😭
JustStatedTheObvious t1_jaexzu9 wrote
Physics and the size of the vast, deadly vacuum between us.
Bubbler-saurus t1_jaeyg1x wrote
I think if there are aliens than the reason they haven’t spoken to is yet is because they may not be as advanced as we are, maybe even just single cellular organisms on a rock like we once were.
llcucf80 t1_jaf0pt9 wrote
Aliens invested all their time and intelligence in finding other life forms so when they saw us from afar they were enlightened with either Billy bubba at s demolition derby or the Kardashians.
I think in their view we're irredeemable and not even close to even being suitable equals or even slaves. We're too dense and shallow and obviously refuse to learn. We're too uncontrollable to them.
creative_user_name12 t1_jaf3cs6 wrote
Because the world still uses TikTok
cayce_leighann t1_jaez2d6 wrote
In my area we have a right wing group trying to get POC superintendents dismissed from their positions despite no valid reasons for them needing to be removed
PotatoAppleFish t1_jaezfcv wrote
One short look at r/conservative should do the trick.
ETA: they’ll probably think “if this is the way they treat their own species for having slight deviations from an imaginary norm, I can only imagine what they’re capable of doing to someone like me.”
JustStatedTheObvious t1_jaf01bs wrote
I looked. They do a terrible job of describing our planet, and their policies are poisoning it - are we sure conservatives are Terran?
PotatoAppleFish t1_jaf08te wrote
I’m not entirely certain of it. They seem not to comprehend ecology.
TimeTravelMishap t1_jaf0iq0 wrote
[deleted] t1_jaf0x87 wrote
Let’s hope they’ve never tuned in to South Park...
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Anxious-Pirate t1_jaexy7o wrote
I mean, look at our ratings! We only have one star