Please stop. You think a $1000+ briefcase is silly. We get it...you are so edgy....now realize that some people have the budget to support or the desire. I spent $175 customizing a jacket this week at the tailor that 0 people will enjoy other than me. We all have things we spend money on for "no good reason", let us live our lives or let us know of your silly purchases to make fun of you eh?