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[deleted] t1_ixec94i wrote
— Geraldo Rivera
[deleted] t1_ixfhg38 wrote
So the article is about nothing?
Edit: Damnit I read it and it was wholesome and sweet.
RayzTheRoof t1_ixggjk1 wrote
pls explain
crypticthree t1_ixe7lvo wrote
That's the sort of luggage you buy before leaving to throw yourself into a volcano
benefit_of_mrkite t1_ixedc6k wrote
The big woo
FirstShit_ThenShower t1_ixeldhi wrote
It's even watertight...tight as a drum.
malepitt t1_ixe746m wrote
I can write this story: a hitman declines to kill his mark - a gorgeous dame - and hides her away in a cabin somewhere. He goes out to sea with fellow henchman, and tosses overboard an empty chest, weighted with sandbag, claiming the dead body is inside. The hitman then disappears, and lives out his life under an assumed name, with the gorgeous dame.
dr-dog69 t1_ixeufo3 wrote
I’m imagining some ancient wizard hiding an item of immense power inside, locking it up, and enchanting it with a “neverbreak” spell before casting it into the sea for him to recover centuries later when he needs it again.
CoffeeAndWork t1_ixew0la wrote
Dio…
Gnarlodious t1_ixelhrk wrote
Back when labels were honest, it never broke.
FN-0000 t1_ixf89js wrote
Joe Banks owned luggage just like this one. Last seen around 1990 on the island of Waponi Woo.
Idgie-Threadgoode t1_ixfp544 wrote
It doesn’t look barnacle-y enough to have spent much time in the ocean. So, it was washed out of someone’s house and then came ashore on the beach?
salty-sunshine t1_ixg5cwk wrote
It was likely buried in the sand in 1960 during Hurricane Donna (or earlier) and unearthed during this last hurricane. Hurricane Donna is said to have buried a car back then in the same area so it's definitely plausible.
dan_t_mann t1_ixepeuz wrote
Nobody ever asks the luggage what it thinks.
pudgethefish2 t1_ixfmrl3 wrote
it’s jumanji
Top_Strategy1083 t1_ixevn2v wrote
… is that a warning?
Jontun189 t1_ixfv0x7 wrote
Dean Winchester and the Archangel Michael are inside
Jts1995 t1_ixgbet1 wrote
I was hoping for another sarcophagus opening situation.
c4ck4 t1_ixp4kik wrote
Careful it might be The Snail
AlarKemmotar t1_ixeynxu wrote
Did it contain Alvin the treacherous?
Kahless12 t1_ixe4z8g wrote
“nothing of interest” was found inside.