The fuck are these op replies? They get recommendations and immediately shit on them.

“Try a buckwheat pillow.”

OP “No. Buckwheat bad. No reason why. Don’t know what buckwheat is and disagree with recommendation. Want good old fashioned cheap BIFL pillow.”

“Try this pillow made in a wool mill that’s been operating since 1894. They don’t do marketing to keep prices low.”

OP “No. Want good old fashioned pillow. Not new pillow.”

“Here’s a comprehensive video about pillow reviews.”

OP “Okay… 45 min video… will check it out.”

“Here’s a pillow I like from Marshall’s.”

OP “WHY do you like it?”

“Hey OP pillows generally aren’t BIFL and there’s a lot of preference involved.”

OP “Yeah but where do I get THE TRUTH?!”

They want someone to tell them that Dollar Tree secretly has the best pillows with a scale in them that takes digital readings of your head and design a pressure map to provide perfect resistances to them, but it’s powered by sleep magic so there’s no batteries. Also it’s made of magic fairy wings that flutter to keep you cool all night and it’s got Frodos mithril chain shirt woven into it so it’s a great back support for watching tv AND sleeping! Doesn’t matter if you’re a side sleeper, back sleeper, sleep on your stomach, in a chair, on the floor, or on a plane this pillow DOES IT ALL for only $1.99!!