it sounds like you are an overworked doctor or intern in a hospital. instead of causing such great environmental damage, have you considered perhaps your narcolepsy is perhaps because you are just too tired? no amount of coffee can save you. perhaps you are not meant for this type of career. take a break, find a new worthwhile career where you are not causing such damage to the environment. if you are narcoleptic, have you considered what other kinds of damage you are doing, of which you are not aware? Maybe it is time you came back into touch with the real world around you.