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PaulBunyanisfromMI OP t1_j67631f wrote
I can slice a carrot in about 3 seconds if I feed it in from the rear.
cerealdaemon t1_j67bdrp wrote
Put... put your dick in it
8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8- t1_j688g33 wrote
> I feed it in from the rear.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j6ae9aj wrote
ouch
LovsickPrfectaTerain t1_j676spk wrote
I've done it with mine. It was fun, but bent the blades a little.
herwhimpering t1_j66wuye wrote
i love these fans. when a burglar enters the home, just shove his head against the fan cage at full power.
RollerRocketScience t1_j66gf05 wrote
Jesus christ that's barely protected at all.
PaulBunyanisfromMI OP t1_j6ffq2w wrote
Ok, calm down there cowboy.
andyring t1_j66ed8f wrote
Nice! One of those 110v fingernail trimmers!
GunnerII t1_j66hmxt wrote
Don't let kids get near it lol. No doubt a kid would wanna put their finger in it.
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j67y4g2 wrote
Not more than once.
error_404_n0t_f0und t1_j688lh9 wrote
Up to 10 times
doogle_126 t1_j69twk7 wrote
20 if they're imaginative!
Kyleisbored76 t1_j6bgywh wrote
Some can even do it 21 times!
Master-Dish1045 t1_j6afg1b wrote
Insurance adjuster: And could you please give us the model number of the fan that caused the accident?
Op: erm, it says Acme 1934 on it
Insurance adjuster: ........
FLTDI t1_j66jbba wrote
Why even have a cage?
Alarming_Orchid t1_j66s7fr wrote
In case the fan wants to fly out and slice your throat I guess
Hot_Egg5840 t1_j68bwxr wrote
To protect the blades, of course.
ferrix t1_j68kyoj wrote
It's just to indicate where the blades are
ObviousB0t t1_j684gds wrote
Don't forget to oil it.
Not a joke, checkout fan collector's pages for advice. These old motors and bearings were designed with user maintenance in mind.
PaulBunyanisfromMI OP t1_j68dlcy wrote
Ok thanks!
Charming-Mode6232 t1_j68agu1 wrote
r/onlyfans
Professional-Cash490 t1_j68iqmo wrote
you wanna know how I know you have no cats or children?
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j6aw0nu wrote
anymore
Professional-Cash490 t1_j6ctckm wrote
It was the fan or billy and honestly billy has a weak throwing arm
[deleted] t1_j66kctn wrote
Death trap.
Ok-Professional5579 t1_j68bt8n wrote
It’s the Fallout desk fan. Sell on eBay, ha
PaulBunyanisfromMI OP t1_j68dzgp wrote
Ill keep it around in case i need and gears, screws or steel.
generic-affliction t1_j68kwax wrote
Probably Draws more current than 50 modern fans
Dampmaskin t1_j68rnkq wrote
Nice then it can be a combined fan/space heater in the winter months
alienabduction1473 t1_j66i7yf wrote
Good Lord!
CastaneaDentata7 t1_j66nkhx wrote
Though a little dangerous, that looks seriously cool!
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j67y1rk wrote
And to think, back then nobody would had a second thought about it being around the kids.
krs1426 t1_j68n5ms wrote
I have a fan like this one and because of the way the fan spins it doesn't really hurt to stick your finger in the front. Stick it in the back tho...not sure how much finger you'd be left with.
Hot_Egg5840 t1_j6avq2u wrote
Back then, kids had better sense of what could harm them. Including the yardstick.
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j6aw8u2 wrote
Exactly - felt it many time.
m0thercoconut t1_j673l67 wrote
What is this? Cage for elephants?
nowehywouldyouassume t1_j68yucb wrote
Cage the elephant?
Global-Chemical-9082 t1_j67a7it wrote
Everyone saying it’s unsafe but the reshaped cage looks cool af
hey_mermaid t1_j686uve wrote
I don’t have a lot of intrusive thoughts but that would change if I owned that fan
The_Dragon_Whisperer t1_j66pyqb wrote
Is that what the men call protected? 😂
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j67xvbh wrote
I did that with an old box fan I found on the side of the road in a garbage heap. I replaced the switch with an old 3-way toggle switch I had in the garage and it runs like a charm. It sounds like a turbine engine starting up and has amazing airflow. This was someone else's trash 35 plus years ago, and it's still going.
MontytheBold t1_j68p04a wrote
That’s actually rather gorgeous
Icy-Supermarket-6932 t1_j6913uk wrote
Very cool
JarJarBanksy t1_j695l5w wrote
But if my own fan is anything to go by I expect that yours is also loud.
Zestyclose_Second845 t1_j69hwgk wrote
best to cleaaaan it
Yourbubblestink t1_j69yrsr wrote
Yeah, I don’t know though. Fingers are like a buy it for life Kind of thing more than a fan lol.
Xiizhan t1_j6atl3c wrote
Buy it for life… without fingers.
llcdrewtaylor t1_j6b4ev3 wrote
If you ever decide that 10 fingers is too much, this can help you!
ChainBlue t1_j67jzjg wrote
No.
[deleted] t1_j66v3xh wrote
Geez. Scary looking considering my kid can fit her fingers into a basic box fan …and tower fans too.
ThinRelationship7121 t1_j67y6rn wrote
Good education for your little charmer.
[deleted] t1_j68vixm wrote
Unnecessary injury.
answerguru t1_j69hfdh wrote
Immediate training method.
[deleted] t1_j69lbie wrote
Go work in an ER/ambulance for a while then come back and act like you know what you’re talking about.
answerguru t1_j69ofcl wrote
Shockingly, I was an EMT for 7 years in NJ. I’ve seen it all. Also, maybe you could take a lesson in dark sarcasm.
[deleted] t1_j69w4ps wrote
Sorry I don’t need a lesson on that buddy, you should know as well as I do. 12 years for me. Apologies for being defensive though, not my intention to take it out on you.
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waehrik t1_j670zm2 wrote
As long as they're kept well oiled they'll keep running for a very very long time
trekker87 t1_j684bje wrote
Buy it for life? With those blades of doom its going to be a very short life.
smellycoat t1_j66fa4s wrote
Ah the good old deknuckler 4000.