Cambridge has more sex before 7am than Holden does in a week.

Cambridge has more worthwhile things to do. Holden is a place you go to once you inherit your dad’s business and sell it to someone…a place to give up on life.

Cambridge Public Schools test higher than Holden.

There are more BMWs and Ferraris registered in Cambridge than in Holden.

The disparity and falsehoods that you are describe makes me want to make a virgin holden vs chad cambridge meme.

Edit: Made the meme